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APRIL 16, 2012 @ 01:02 PM


Hello hello everyone.biggrin
(warning, this is the longest blog I've ever written. I'm not kidding.)

First things first, I just wanted to congratulate SG for reaching 3 MILLION fans on their fanpage!! How AMAZING is that?!?!?!eeek

Anyway, had a pretty good past week.

Few things.

I want to comment on language barriers on this site. Being an international site, we obviously have a mixpot of so many different cultures here but do you know what I love the most about the Suicide Girls who can't really speak English?
They try anyway.
I especially have SO much respect for the South American girls. Reading their blogs really warms your heart because you can see how hard they're trying to express themselves in a language that is pretty much just foreign to them. And, they don't have to. There's no stipulation on the site that says English is the only language we can use. They could all just write their blogs in Portugese (that IS the right language, yeah?:whateversmile and tell us all to go Google Translate it.
Instead you find the cutest grammar you'll ever see strung into a really hard thought-out sentence that ends up actually making sense.
Good on you girls.

English isn't my first language either, btw. Technically it's only my third or fourth language. But, yes, I do try.wink

Next, I'd like to take the opportunity to perve on some girls I've discovered this week.


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Waikiki


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Carrina

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Gallows




Overload of hotness right there!!love


Okay warning, the rest of this blog is about food. So, if you're hungry, I highly suggest you go make a sammich. Or send your girlfriend to go make you one.

Now this past week was my daddy's 55th birthday (Yaaaaaybiggrin) and what my daddy appreciates more than anything else is a home-cooked meal. And I mean COMPLETELY home cooked. Which I LOVE making!love
So I set out to make a 3 course meal from scratch. Behind the spoilers after each section you'll find the complete recipe.
Cause I'm sharing like that.wink

Now, first I juiced some fruits. Don't think you need a recipe for that. tongue

Then, for starters I made butternut soup. (It's really not that impressive, it's pretty much the only soup I made). But I'm sure it was appreciated anyway.

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What you will need:

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1 butternut
2tbs cream
2 whole potatoes
2tbs butter
A pinch of salt and pepper

Method:

Start by washing your hands thoroughly
Peel both potatoes then rinse under running water.
Peel half the butternut.
On a chopping board, dice the vegetable onto thick cubes.
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Place in a saucepan and submerge them completely in water.
Bring to the boil.
Continue boiling until all the veggies are completely soft and then transfer the entire contents of the pot (including the water) into a milkshake mixer.
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Blend.
Add the salt, pepper and cream then blend again.
Serve hot.
Yes, I promise you, it really is that easy..




For a main I made coconut milk stewed beef with creamy parboiled rice.
It SOUNDS complicated but it really wasn’t.

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First, for the stew..

What you will need:

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500g beef
1 small onion
3 baby marrows
3 carrots
2 whole potatoes
1 clove garlic
5ml ground ginger
5ml cloves
5ml origanum
5ml salt
5ml pepper
5ml nutmeg
1 can coconut milk
60ml dry white wine
A handful of cherry tomatoes

Okay this is quite a strong stew spice wise and if it’s too fragrant for you, omit one of the spices or just water it down later.
Method:

Start by washing your hands thoroughly
On a cutting board, chop your onion very finely before frying in a saucepan with butter.
Cut your beef up into bite size little squares.
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Once the onion has become transparent, add the meat. Allow to fry until golden brown.
Chop all your veggies up, slicing the carrots and marrow horizontally into circles and dicing the potatoes into cubes.
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Add some water to the meat then add only the potatoes.
Allow to soften.
Once the potatoes aren’t so hard anymore, add the other veggies as well as all the spices.
Allow all the water to boil out then add the white wine.
Hard boil this.
Now, add about half the tin of coconut milk.

Season to taste.
Serve immediately.

Now, for the rice…

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2 cups parboiled rice
60ml cream
1 small onion
1 red pepper
1 green pepper
1 carrot(or you can use a yellow pepper)
2tbs butter
1 liter beef stock
250ml dry white wine
Salt and pepper to taste
1 cup grated mozzarella

Start by washing your hands thoroughly.
Chop your onion
Finely then fry in a saucepan using the butter.
Once the onion had become transparent, add the rice and allow to fry for a few minutes, stirring continuously to avoid burning.
Add about one cup of stock and leave it to boil until the stock is absorbed.
Repeat this until all the stock has been used.
Now add the wine and allow that to boil out too.
On a chopping board, finely chop the vegetables into the smallest possible cubes you can manage before adding them to the rice.
This will give it colour.
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Now, add the cream and the mozzarella.
Season to taste and serve hot.



For dessert (the BIGGEST mission) I made lemon tart and vanilla ice-cream.
Now I know a lot of people find the idea of making their own ice-cream rather daunting but it’s really not that difficult a process. It just takes patience.

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First off, lemon tart..



What you will need:
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2 large lemons
150g butter
3 large eggs
1 cup milk
150g castor sugar
A pinch of salt
2tbs plain flour

Method:

Start by washing your hands thoroughly.
Preheat the oven to 180 degrees (Celsius)
Whip your egg whites into stiff peaks. (the best way to test if they’re stiff enough is to hold the bowl over your head upside down. If it stays put, you did it right. If it doesn’t, clean yourself up and start over.)
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In a separate bowl, cream together your butter and sugar. Add the egg yolk and whisk until thick and yellow.
Juice your lemons and add the juice to the egg mixture. (if you wanna add the rind from the lemons, you can. But I didn’t)
Now add your flower then fold in the egg whites.
Spoon the mixture into an oven proof dish.
Bake until golden brown.

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Cut into squares and serve hot.

(This tart was REALLY yummy. i made it yesterday and, by this afternoon, it was already finished!!:whateversmile

Now, ice-cream.
Look this is a French recipe, I’m sure you could find a lot less complicated methods somewhere on the net but what I will say is that this ice-cream is REALLY good and definitely worth the extra effort!

What you will need:

250ml cream
6 egg yolks
1 vanilla pod
500ml milk
150g castor sugar

Start by washing your hands thoroughly
Place the vanilla pod in a saucepan. Add the milk and, over low heat , bring slowly to the boil.
In a bowl, cream together the eggs and sugar.
Add them to the milk and stir continuously.
DO NOT allow this to boil as the eggs will curdle and you’ll have to start over.
Stir the mixture until it becomes thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.
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Remove from heat and stir in 100 cream.
Place the bowl over an ice bath and stir in the remaining cream very slowly.
Try not to get water from the ice into the mixture.
Now pour the mixture into a flat container and put it in the freezer.
Every half hour or so, take the mixture out and stir it again.
This is because it’ll start to freeze from the outside in and this will help it to all freeze at the same rate and avoid lumps etc.
Once the whole mixture has set, eat and enjoy!




And now.. Teatime.
I made custard cupcakes.

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Yummy!!


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What you will need:
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2 cups self-raising flour
2 eggs
1 cup milk
125ml custard powder
5ml vanilla essence
100g butter
150g castor sugar

Method:
Start by.. well, I’m sure you get it by now.
Preheat your oven to 180 degrees (Celsius)
In a bowl, sift together the flour and sugar
In a separate bowl, mix the custard powder with the milk, sieve this if you get any lumps.
Add the eggs and vanilla essence and beat well.
Next add the butter. Mix again.
Now slowly pour the fluid mixture into the dry mixture, stirring all the while.
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Divide the mixture into an oiled cupcake tray and allow to bake until golden brown.
Once it’s cooled, you may add a simple butter icing flavored with a little custard powder.




And you know what's really impressive about this menu?
I made everything simultaneously in a total cooking time of 3 hours. I started with the ice-cream. While that was freezing, I fried the meat. While that was frying I boiled the rice. While that was boiling, I mixed the tart. After that I got the soup started. Then I finished off the stew, and mixed the cupcakes. While the cupcakes were baking, I was finishing off the rice. Then I mixed the soup. And whil we ate, I popped the tart into the oven.
How's THAT for multi-tasking?!?!wink
I'm, gonna make such a badass mother/wife somedaybiggrin

If I haven’t bored you with my little "Journal of a Housewife", thanks for reading this blog.
It took me an hour to type so I hope you're all very grateful.tongue
Also, if anyone tries one of my recipe's, please inbox me to let me know how you liked it!!

That's it for now, will be making another blog in a few days.
Hope you all enjoy the rest of your week, love you!!kiss

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Caia

Caia

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

APR 16, 2012 01:06 PM

In South America they speak spanish mainly unless they're from Brazil in that case it is portuguese wink

Elye

Elye

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

APR 16, 2012 01:10 PM

i didnt read the food bit because im trying to cut down and its to tempting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yeah, its great that people make the effort on here! i love the community its like a big sg family <3

Marlene

Marlene

SUICIDEGIRL

France

APR 16, 2012 02:22 PM

best food blog ever, I would love to have a dinner with you!! Damn, you seem to be a very good cook! smile

I totally agree with you about languages, english is my second language but unfortunately, sometimes when I read some blogs from non english speakers who are almost bilingual, it makes me saaaad! They're way better than me at speaking english.

Onyksi

Onyksi

HOPEFUL

South Africa

APR 16, 2012 03:45 PM

I love reading the South American girls blogs for the way that they write smile

jman76

jman76

Parlier, CA
March 2004

APR 16, 2012 04:10 PM

Your food pic are yummy

GGDeckard

GGDeckard

I'm lost
December 2010

APR 16, 2012 06:10 PM

I love broken English, I think its the absolute cutest. The French girls especially for me! I think its the sentence structure because of the difference between the languages, not so much the words.

Vayda

Vayda

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 16, 2012 06:43 PM

Dawwhhh! I wish you could cook for me tonguelove

Danette

Danette

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

APR 16, 2012 07:33 PM

that's looks so yummy love

beejai

beejai

USA
September 2008

APR 16, 2012 10:16 PM

You know, that's been my thoughts on the international blogs as well. Some of my favorite bloggers are Latin American/European. (Present company included) I wish I wasn't so linguistically inept so that I could return the favor by responding in Portuguese/French/Russian, etc. I've tried in Spanish a few times.

Anyways, that lemon tart is looking *really* good right now. wink

Marlene

Marlene

SUICIDEGIRL

France

APR 17, 2012 03:02 AM

I really do my best to speak in english as good as possible. But I have some problems with conjugation, I don't know how to use the past perfect because we have something similar, by the form, in french but the use is different, and sometimes I make some mistakes by mixing the both. But I progressed a lot thanks to SG smile

Thanks a lot lovely <3 Jupiter_ really gave her best during this shooting and I'm so proud of the result (and of course, I'm proud of her, she's like my little sister you know, I'm proud of her everytime she does something good), I hope, for me but especially for her, that the set will be on the FP soon. she deserves to see her work as a photographer rewarded! <3

Kisska is so delightful, I've never seen a girl as classy as her. I admire her pure skin and her dark hair. She's full of contrast, she's totally scotched me by her beauty. She's a kind of modern SnowWhite.

Aw yeah, that's so good to wake up in the morning and being OK because you know that you will learn something new about the subject you love. And I have to admit I'm a little bit sad to have to come back home sometimes because I wanted to learn more! wink

Autrum

Autrum

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

APR 17, 2012 03:35 AM

lol im sorry but you got me addicted to secret circle if that helps :p the written in the stars love story is a bit tween for me but the rest of the stuff is pretty cool smile

deanmoriarty

deanmoriarty

United Kingdom
April 2012

APR 17, 2012 11:39 AM

Does this website have a food blog? Because if not they should have you become the new Domestic Goddess correspondent. The cupcake looked delicious.

As for Suicide Girls writing blogs in a language not their own, I envy them even if they make mistakes. Alas, I only know a few words of French and a few phrases I learnt at school (je m'appelle deanmoriarty). I have always regretted it.

melted

melted

El Segundo, CA
October 2004

APR 17, 2012 01:25 PM

I love to use google translate. It allows me to read and respond in any language. I use it here whenever it is needed.

But I also enjoy reading blog entries by people whose English may not be so great. I find it charming and it gives me a sense of how they would sound if we were actually having a conversation, with me as I cannot speak another language.

Zebrah

Zebrah

HOPEFUL

Columbus, OH

APR 19, 2012 04:17 AM

omg im drooling at the loads of incredible food youve been eating i love when daddys have bdays every yr they never really wanna celebrate lol well thats how mine is at least.

Cruella

Cruella

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

APR 19, 2012 10:19 AM

FOOD PORN!!! love

P.S your a babe!

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