"I love this girl. Mmmmmmmtasty."

"felony.. one sexay thang"

"hot lady, she is. be rude to her and you'll have metal in your face from both sides of the globe.
xo"

"I adore femcenobot. I wanna shoot the shit with her and make her a sammich "

"to put it simply, you people suck compared to her"

"Here's your testimonial, stranger."

"my old skool and longest running crush,femcenobot is incredibly attractive with a sly and twisted wit..."

"if my plans to die in a yachting accident come to fruition, i'd want her to be the coroner - was it the drugs, the explosion, or the multiple sharkbite wounds?

also: if we ever hung out i'd totally drink her lambic on the sly. that shit's pricey."

"Femcenbot deserves a testimonial as USA's first drinker of our world's famous export: the Framboise Lambic !!!!



jimmyjoe snark III
(so, it was you who was playing with the exports numbers "

"femcenbot is sweet heart.
i love your fantasy."

"Fem has one very warped sense of humor to go with the inability to be offended by anything.

Therefore she is someone I enjoy chatting with in the wee hours of the morning.

She is also after my HOT LARD."

"she doesn't update too often, but when she does...it's always right to the point, and usually thoughtprovoking or funny."

"I wouldn't mind doing her either."

"Femcenbot is a real sicko! But an awefully cute one... If I ever loose my head, I'll send her a picture. "

"I want to do her. Yup."