I'm not even going to try to be ladylike: THE NEW GIRL IS FUCKING HOT!

And she likes Botch, and Fight Club.

I am so smitten it's pathetic.

Note to self= Do not have Mountain Dew and Red Vines for breakfast EVER AGAIN.

*barf*

I didn't even want to wake up this morning, I wanted to lie in bed the whole day and stare at the ceiling, because today marks one of the many anniversaries in my life I am none too happy about. I learned a long time ago that lying around and wallowing in self-pity accomplishes nothing, so I got up, dragged my ass to school and then to work where absolutely nothing was going on so my manager showed me around and told me to go home and come back on Saturday at 10 a.m. where I will be starting work with Sondr. He also informed me that I will only be needed on weekends and Fridays, which means I need to find a second job for the weekdays because working less than 4 days a week on minimum wage is so not going to cut it, especially since now I have to worry about Pheonix Festival costs, etc.

Mountain Dew makes everything feel better.