and here's the link.


i love Aspen. buy her new corset in the shop.

i loved vegas.

i love L.A.
i will be here for a while.

don't forget. wed. april 26. orchard bar. between houston and stanton. on orchard st. in LES. i'm bartending.


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dear everyone.

hi, have me met before? if we haven't, then stop telling me that i look like Stormy, or that i'm the "east coast Stormy", and all that bullshit.

we are nothing alike. we don't act alike, we don't look alike, and it's super annoying getting messages on myspace all the time saying how cool it is that i'm like Stormy. fuck you and your distorted perception of me.



ok. next order of business...

now that you know what i expect of you NOT to do, please send me sleazy filthy love letters on myspace:

stalk me here


and last but not least, and of course most importantly:
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i will be bartending with Aspen. and by bartending i mean pissing in your drinks and overcharging your ass while you stick dollar bills inbetween my tits.



xxoxx

...out of commision...


i'm away for a while. away from the city. away from new york. i'm okay here.




i need to clear things up

still jobless. anyone???

dear loved ones,

well, so i'm getting rid of one of my cats, it's not fair to have 2 in such a small apartment. if you or anyone you know wants a 6 month old male short har/siemese kitty who just wants your love and attention, please to me know asap. he needs to be neutared and cared for.


also, i left my job, so i'm now broke. *cough paypal* i will be accepting all forms of donations, including expensive items you kept from your grandma's old house but don't need and i can pawn them off. or monetary forms, such as dollar bills down my bra at:









or paypal : jaidee.pistols@gmail.com


or.... you can send me love and support too.

happy valentines day lovers!

two very important things coming up. go to them both.

[CENTER] i'm bartending...



and Nouveau! is back! with your favorite hosts mike nouveau and myself as we throw the sickest, dirtiest, messiest, bash out in the LES.




//..//fall in love on the dance floor\\..\\



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so i've been out of commission for a bit now. what's going on in my life...


chantel from morningwood was suppose to shoot my celebrity set, but i got sick with a severe case of strep throat (which i'll discuss later on..), so i guess they had to find someone else to do it at the last minute. i can't wait to see how it comes out. she's so much fun. so is the whole band. if you haven't heard them, or want to hear more, clickity here and browse.

so speaking of strep, i had to go to the ER where they put me in urgancy care and they gave me a shot of penicilian and a shot of steroids in my ass, a prescription of vicodin, steroid mouthwash, and ibprofien. wow JaiDee... good job there. they had a bunch of medical students and nurses come in and look at me because it was so bad, they wanted to show off what a severe case looked like. awesome.

i love my new apartment. it sucks that i'm so broke and can't afford to buy any food to stock up my fridge, or make the living room look pretty, but i'm managing. the village is a great place to live.

my birthday was amazing. thanks to everyone who sent me wishes.


one last note... the next Nouveau! party is at Fat Baby on.....



VALENTINES DAY!

that's right kids, so bring your boyfriends, girlfriends, she-he's, he - she's , lovers, fuckers, cocksuckers, mothers, aunts, uncles, and pediphiliac friends to dance the romantic night away.


xo

RATED X - The Panty Party

brought to you by THEO and MICHAEL T



MC: Peppermint Gummybear

OPEN VODKA BAR 11-12pm
2 4 1 Cocktails btwn 3-4!
(all night if you check your pants @ the door!)

Hot Body Contest at 2AM!
$100 CASH PRIZE


DJ's:

Theo
MIchael T
Guest DJs Zach (Stache) & Cowboy Mark (Aktion & The Crucial Get Down)
and downstairs: DJ Jason Consoli (Restricted)
Spinning-Rock N Roll, New Wave & Booty Shakers!

SCENICNYC.COM


Mike Nouveau hosting, and this is my offical birthday party! Someof you know MoniKa aka Big Boobs McGee who flew from out west to celebrate her birtday too with me and all of you. come and say happy birthday to us! there will be drinking and scandalous debachary all night long. come out and hump my leg while i sniff coke off of Mike's fat ass and suck on MoniKa's huge knockers!

it's my fucking birthday weekend!


oh! oh! oh! oh!