i have watched bad santa 3 times this week
i recieved carmen electra's arobic lap dance DVD (sweet)
the herb garden is going very very well
i bought a plane ticket to hellfest in aug. (fuck yea)
i really wanna get a decendents tattoo this month
my ipod keeps crapping out on me
why does my ass hurt?
i recieved carmen electra's arobic lap dance DVD (sweet)
the herb garden is going very very well
i bought a plane ticket to hellfest in aug. (fuck yea)
i really wanna get a decendents tattoo this month
my ipod keeps crapping out on me
why does my ass hurt?
i have watched bad santa 3 times this week
i recieved carmen electra's arobic lap dance DVD (sweet)
the herb garden is going very very well
i bought a plane ticket to hellfest in aug. (fuck yea)
i really wanna get a decendents tattoo this month
my ipod keeps crapping out on me
why does my ass hurt?
i recieved carmen electra's arobic lap dance DVD (sweet)
the herb garden is going very very well
i bought a plane ticket to hellfest in aug. (fuck yea)
i really wanna get a decendents tattoo this month
my ipod keeps crapping out on me
why does my ass hurt?
i had fucking amazing sex last night to mastodon...what a great album....fucking to metal totally rules....cleaning up the blood afterwards sucked though.......
on another note i am growing an herb garden and it is going really well. i have dill, basil, thai basil, cat nip, marajoram, greek oregano, and rosemary. i also am growing morning glories....all from seed. sweet.
on another note i am growing an herb garden and it is going really well. i have dill, basil, thai basil, cat nip, marajoram, greek oregano, and rosemary. i also am growing morning glories....all from seed. sweet.
Summer of Love 2005!!!!
Spring is definitly sprung and i am having the best sex of my life...well not right now....but probably again later. hooray. who needs to go to the gym when you get a workout everynight.?!? fuck yea.
Spring is definitly sprung and i am having the best sex of my life...well not right now....but probably again later. hooray. who needs to go to the gym when you get a workout everynight.?!? fuck yea.
Despite what the earth goddesses want you to believe, menstruating is not really a sexy time. Your body just spent 28 days making a house for a baby to move into. Nobody moved in so it has to dismantle the whole thing (walls and all) and have the refuse seep out of your vagina. It's not making us barf or anything but it's not exactly a "flash the gash" moment either.

kitty!
hahaha...best phone message ever from lil_tuffy
"holly this is God, put down the pancakes"

man god sure is cute.
"holly this is God, put down the pancakes"

man god sure is cute.
wow i feel like i actually have today off and i am still rushing to try and get everything i want done, done. i got called for jury duty again (i was called in late Nov) so i have to go file that i am excused since it hasnt been a year. then i am going shopping. i dont really have the $$ for it, but fuck it....
last night was the WORSE date ever. i was sick of him talking about the same thing over and over so i started telling him about my family. i am not a huge fan of the woman my father married after my mother's death...but before i really could get into details he interruped me and said, "hey, do you think fly's shit?".
what??!!! i gave up and went home. yikes. is it that hard to find a fun person who isnt jaded, boring and is good at some conversation?? ahhh i fucking hate dating....
last night was the WORSE date ever. i was sick of him talking about the same thing over and over so i started telling him about my family. i am not a huge fan of the woman my father married after my mother's death...but before i really could get into details he interruped me and said, "hey, do you think fly's shit?".
what??!!! i gave up and went home. yikes. is it that hard to find a fun person who isnt jaded, boring and is good at some conversation?? ahhh i fucking hate dating....
hey everyone i am not dead. i have been busy riding my bike and doing dumb shit and making stupid mistakes.
saw star wars last night. man it was good. i am surprised how much i liked it.
a hott dude at a bike shop asked me for my phone number. damn you brown boys with tattoos...i love you all. i am suppose to hang out with bike dude tomorrow. woo-hoo!!
today's breakfast:
2 eggs with mushrooms, tomatos, chedder on toast
1 pancake with a peach and blackberry compot on top
summer is here so i went to the market today and bought lots of delicious fruit. man there is nothing better then eating a peach that is warm from sitting in the sunshine. mmmmmsummer.....
i dont think i am going to get off the couch today. kinda nice. have not just sit and vegged in what seems like a while.....so what websites that are not porn (cause there are no porn sites other then SG and if they are i dont wanna know cause they are not going to be half as good) that i good to look at.....
saw star wars last night. man it was good. i am surprised how much i liked it.
a hott dude at a bike shop asked me for my phone number. damn you brown boys with tattoos...i love you all. i am suppose to hang out with bike dude tomorrow. woo-hoo!!
today's breakfast:
2 eggs with mushrooms, tomatos, chedder on toast
1 pancake with a peach and blackberry compot on top
summer is here so i went to the market today and bought lots of delicious fruit. man there is nothing better then eating a peach that is warm from sitting in the sunshine. mmmmmsummer.....
i dont think i am going to get off the couch today. kinda nice. have not just sit and vegged in what seems like a while.....so what websites that are not porn (cause there are no porn sites other then SG and if they are i dont wanna know cause they are not going to be half as good) that i good to look at.....



