i am stuck at home using henna on my hair to dye it. turns out normal hair dye causes allergic reations if you have a bunch of tattoos....before it made my head itch and now i break ou tin hives. so i put this fucked up green shit that smells like hippie, and i have to wait like 2 hours...so i am lurking on the internet. i found some great quotes on overheardinnewyork.com.

here's a couple:

Does Anybody Care That I'm Part Siamese?

Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten!
Mother: Name him Cletus.
Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.
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Can I Have a Little Childhood, Here?
A stray kitten wanders up to a little girl who bends down to pet it.

Mom: Come on, sweetie, it's time to cross the street.
Little girl, dismayed: But I'm petting the kitty.
Mom: Honey, we need to go. Say bye-bye, now.
Little girl: Goddammit, mommy, I'm petting the kitty!
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Teen boy to friend: Don't trust women -- they have vaginas. It's where they keep all their secrets and lies!
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She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective
Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can't wait until one day when I'm pregnant -- then they'll grow.
Teen #2: Why don't you go on birth control? That made Jen's* and Michelle's* get a whole cup bigger.
Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly's*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I'm gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they'd be huge!
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Still, This Is an Improvement on Their Last Appearance
Hoochie to friends: Okay, girls, our goal for this weekend is to not end up on the Internet again.

this was a great week. old friends, new friends and lots of sunshine. maybe a bit too much since i am a little sunburnt.....

saw gillian welsh and bright eyes with tuffy....then went to a dance party. super fun but the morning after was a bit painful.

just got back from my first bbq of the season. delicious.

oh speaking of tuffy...i am going to prom. looking forward to it. you should go too.

sat. i am taking a class on fostering kittens. really excited. hopefully i'll have kittens in my bathroom in a week. adorable.

i really need a hair cut. i dont know what to do with myself. i know i want to shave my head, but i also know i am not going to do that. if only i could shave it for a couple days.

i went on the WORSE date ever this week. tips for the fellows: if you get totally hammered and wasted before you are suppose to meet up with a ladyfriend...just cancel...you're just going to look like an asshole.

i am freaked out....

so last week i was having a lot of back pain. i was at work and this guy asked why i was limping and when i explained my problems, turns out he was a chiropracter..perfect......so he hooked me up with a free consultation with x-rays...fuck yea. i was schedualed to go in for my results tomorrow...until....my co worker told me abou this zine my doctor put out. he had a friend bring in a copy, called kyro, it is filled with all these soft core porn photos, strange articles (example is one titled "got MILF"). the kicker was a photo of him holding an electic sander to a woman's stomach....what the fuck..........i went by when i got off work, cancelled my appointment and explained to the reseptionist why i was not going to be coming in. course as i am leaving he looks up and say "hi" to me. i dont even want him to come into my resturant for pancakes anymore let alone adjust my spine.

obviously i dont have much of a problem with porn, it is his decision to be involved with that, and it was the woman's decision to be in the zine and it my my decision not to have anything to do with him. i wouldnt even want him to touch my teeth, there is no way i'd be comfortable going to him for treatments.

eh...i am going to go shower.

ps. edited to say it is not my shoes....my back is fucked cause my right knee dislocates pretty easily and i walk weird to keep pressure off of it.....it is feeling much better but my back is just taking the brunt of me protecting my fucked up knee.

i feel emotionally exhausted...had to "process" relationships with 2 guys 2 nights in a row. i think everything has ended with both of them and that is a good thing. i need to not let myself make mistakes, when i know i am making a mistake just cause....well sometimes it is fun and exciting to make mistakes. lesson learned. moving on....being forced to move forward. feels good. i know i have made the right decisions. still i am fucking exhausted.............

looking forward to meeting someone i know isnt a mistake. how so much drama got created in a month where i was out of the country for 2 weeks of it is beyond me, but i managed to. got to go back to my drama free life style.

godi hate being single, but god i hate having to have "the talk", why cant hanging out and having fun just be enough....when did things get so complicated.....is this just "getting older"...dealing with more baggage that everyone, including myself has?

back from europe. it was amazing. pictures soon to follow. this will be brief....having one of those moments where i am totally not drunk but for some reason my fingers are not typing correctly. i have had to go back and retype like every word. strange.

looking forward to summer....what are you most excited about? i am looking forward to more sitting in the park, slamming beers while playing lawn games.....and tubing down the river.

yup...so friday i am leaving for paris and heading to rome with some friends on bikes and trains. riding bikes thru paris, lavender fields, along the mediteranian, thru tuscany and onto rome. 2 more days of work to go......

Big Big news........i have gotten another job. i am going to be working at ed hardy's tattoo city. looking forward to it. i am going to be starting next month when i get back from europe. i'll still be serving one or two days a week and working at the shop 3 days a week. really big change for me since i have always been a waitress but i have been having a lot of problems with my knees and i think my body just needs a break. anyhow if you find yourself in north beach and it is a friday or sat (not sure what my 3rd day will be) come and say hi.

ed is retired but is very involved with the shop, i am going to get a call from him this week...kinda excited.

prepare yourself for the cuteness.






ps. no they are not mine (1 is a nephew, 1 is a step newphew, and one is a friend)

ever have those days where it is absolutly beautiful out, you have nothing that you have to do, not a care in the world....and yet all you want to do is close the blinds and hang out in your pjs all day.

last night was a blast.....went to a bar that my friends play punk/hardcore records at. played pool, shot dice and then got pizza. fucking awesome. there is more, but i am not kissing and telling. fun. goodness i needed that.