Cleveland is the Black Hole Of Everything.
THANK DIETY I'M HOME!

for realz.
So, I just spent the last two weekends there and it blows. This is not an exaggeration.
I actually had some little twink fag tell me
"just to let you know....you look fucking ridiculous. with yr bandana and shaved head....you fucking poser."
my response: "oh my gawd! thank you SOOO much! That means the WORLD to me coming from you......
ps...yr 12 yr old brother called and wants his Hollister wardrobe back"
then.....proceeded to cut him off at the bar. I mean CLEARLY he was so intoxicated that his jugdement was impaired.
I'm SO sorry that he was not used to a queer gal with more style than him. It's like being there, I needed to wear a sign: "YES, I AM A LESBIAN. I KNOW I AM NOT WEARING A VISOR OR AN INDIANS JERSEY...I AM VERY CONFUSING TO YOU> MOVE ON."

WHEW: so glad that is over.
SO......I went up there (hell) to work. fired a couple managers, turned 2 entire bars around in 7 days and then....off to NYC!
got to see Goldfrapp (6th row. i'm in love with Allison. She is a goddess)



saw an AMAZING exhibition of Warhol/Basquiat Collabs
here's one that made me cry:

in person: I always get an electric feeling around Basquiat's work. It overwhelms me.

So, anyway....that sums up my last couple of weeks. Lots of work, very little, albeit intense, play.

here's something to leave you with......
pretty please vote on my new set. I'm uber proud of it and hoping it goes live before it gets lost in the mix of amazingly beautiful sets that didn't get enough votes.....
The Burn
and a peek:

and


PS: I am still looking for employees at the bars......now I'm looking for part-time servers.....a few of mine just left for rehab.
you know where to apply....or inquire within.


(disclaimer: I am currently drunk... hope this post is not a complete catastrophe.)
PSS I love the Bok: