"<3"

"Totally getting gay married to this chick, and the wedding shall be the most ostentatious, pompous and extravangent thing EVER.

There will be champagne, dancers from the Moulin Rouge, and we'll toast to being awesome while the Queen of England offers us a specially rolled blunt from her collection. It SHALL be glorious."

"I really kind of like you.
Okay, I do. A lot.
<3"

"One time, I saw her on front page. And THEN she punched me in the face. It was awwwwwwwwwsome. XD"

"We're planning a wedding. A shotgun one. It shall be glorious."

"I'm in love with this crazy beautiful woman! xo"

"One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome"

"Just as you are mine (even if you're not blonde anymore because there is something calm and strong in your eyes and it means more than a hair color), would love to be your Doreah but I promise that I'll never deceive you."

"WHERE to begin?! She's such a beauty with a matching personality---AND she posts the funniest videos of "Top That"!"

"Such a sweetheart, adorable and charming "