not into: Jono

makes me happy: Stu, my kitty, shoes, hiding under the duvet, singing in the shower, travelling, sunshine, music, girlie nights in, girlie nights out, movies, wine, cigarettes.

makes me sad: Jono, animal cruelty, spilling my tea, holes in my clothes, when kittens attack.

5 things i can't live without: phone, car, my kitty, hair straighteners, computer.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Cooking for Stu

current crush: Im too old for crushes!

stats: 34, 26, 36

body mods: One tat, 4 piercings and few nuts and bolts here and there

gets me hot: Men with talent.

favorite position: The one where i smack you in the face.

sign: Capricorn

most humbling moment: Being hit between the eyes with a kit kat.

i lost my virginity: At Butlins.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories