"I can atest to Grey's serious Diet Mountain Dew Fetish-I mean addiction. She is the sweetest, loveliest, sexiest boss I will EVER have. She lets me wear slutty stuff to work, she hates people as much as I do, but she's much better to look at.

Oh, and I hear she shags like a minx! "

"Man, i am forever in debt to Grey for sponsoring our wrestling show. I have to do anything she wants of me. This isn't exactly a bad situation to be in, now that i think about it. So, uh, when do i start working off that debt? "

"How cool is this girl, I ask rhetorically. She's gorgous, smart, a great conversationalist, and hates her fellow man. She owns her own business (a sex shop no less). Her piercings and tatoos rock my socks and I wish her the best of luck in the future. The only thing that saddens me is that I shall never win over her affection even with a ring made out of a cocoanut husk. Rock on Lil Al!"

"Grey is absolutely beautiful and she's so easy to talk to. She's a total dahl and I simply adore her. If you've never talked to her before, you should definitely give it a try. She's the best thing since Doggy Style.

"

"she creeps me out, man ...she keeps me cummings back for more though. yes, sir. she also has excellent advice on me dating the sluts. grey is bout it."

"well gotta say you rock sugar,your very beatiful and and work in a porn store,what more can a guy ask for?Hope you make it cali sometime cus it would be great to cause destruction and chaos with ya!
Hugs and sloppy kisses!
GPK"

"i found this to better suit my lascivious nature concerning Ms. Grey:
A pound of bacon.
12 pack of mixmatched mountain dew, diet for her, regular for the man (me).
One large Egg Salad Sanwich.
Approximately 1230 miles distance,
and
What its like to hear that voice."

"...first testamonial...well i dont even know Grey at all...but look at her!...shes purdy as can be, and she seems like a barrel of laughs and lotsa fun...noticed that there was no testamonials yet so...here we go!..."