into: diet mountain dew. jumping on the couch. barbie dolls. kissing. porn. wasting my time. platform shoes. knives. pirates. writing. the 80s. having wine and cheese parties by myself.

5 things i can't live without: eyeliner, barbie dolls, my cousin, my battery powered boyfriend(s), and, what the hell, my real boyfriend too.

vices: diet moutain dew, parliment lights, miller lite, jager, touch.

occupation: i own a sex store. which explains the giant butt plug by my head.

why i did sg: suicide. girls.

current crush: www.specialedshortbus.com

stats: 7'4, 89lbs, 32DD

body mods: two lip rings, several earrings, both nipples, two navel rings, and fourteen tattoos.

gets me hot: the lines between a boy's stomach and his hips. prolonged eye contact. force. laughter. alcohol.

favorite position: that depends on who i'm being sexual with.

fantasy: to have sex with johnny depp dressed as a pirate while getting tattooed and eating moonpies. and to turn my little sex shop into several big sex shops.

sign: leo

i lost my virginity: which time?