into: diet mountain dew. jumping on the couch. barbie dolls. kissing. porn. wasting my time. platform shoes. knives. pirates. writing. the 80s. having wine and cheese parties by myself.
5 things i can't live without: eyeliner, barbie dolls, my cousin, my battery powered boyfriend(s), and, what the hell, my real boyfriend too.
vices: diet moutain dew, parliment lights, miller lite, jager, touch.
occupation: i own a sex store. which explains the giant butt plug by my head.
why i did sg: suicide. girls.
current crush: www.specialedshortbus.com
stats: 7'4, 89lbs, 32DD
body mods: two lip rings, several earrings, both nipples, two navel rings, and fourteen tattoos.
gets me hot: the lines between a boy's stomach and his hips. prolonged eye contact. force. laughter. alcohol.
favorite position: that depends on who i'm being sexual with.
fantasy: to have sex with johnny depp dressed as a pirate while getting tattooed and eating moonpies. and to turn my little sex shop into several big sex shops.
sign: leo
i lost my virginity: which time?