DAMN! Where your new set hotstuff? How's life at the store going? You holding everything together?

Hey you might know this. I'm assuming this b/c you run a sex shop and if you don't or if this type of shit just pisses you off I'm sorry. I have a kind of self conscious girlfriend but she's looking to get a little more wil, and I wanna get her a vibrator but I have no frame of reference. Do you have any suggestions?

you da most grey...stay away from that moped gang. they are goofy.

i dont get the entry at all
so ima just say hi
and say how much mountain dew and the ninja turtles rock ( i should rent all of them again) and what are sand freckles?
(yes even diet, its the caffiene that counts )
and uhm
what *are* sand freckles? you mean like when you get sand stuck to you in various places and dont know it cus its just a few grains and have to rub them off?
werd.

random comment victim #90671299451

Do you have an online store cause my girl and I need some new toys ?

pale skin, fat guys on mopeds, no sheets (only hair-dyed pillows and a comforter), and scratch marks on my back.

-cold beer, warm bodies, and good music.

I hope not. Just looking in. Oh, scotch: neat & chocolate.