Hey folks! Let me update you on my recent disasterous gender confused dating odessy... After accidentally going on a date with a man whom I thought was a transgender woman, I decided that perhaps assuming one's gender based on subtle details like voice, hand size and appearence of an adams apple was too prejudicial (no shit, right?) From here on I will stick to dating those who are obviously women. So, like I described in my last post I went out to a club with bondage freaks and what not, my new favorite crowd, and was collared, handcuffed and otherwise enslaved by a lady in a patent leather dress and red lipstick. At least that's what I thought after about five shots of rum... Apparently those five shots of rum made a man in womens clothing look pretty damn convincing.

San Fran-fucking-cisco.

My family is SO not allowed to read my blog! Buy a subscription before reading about my awesome life!

Hehe
It's actually okay though, it's basically my fault anyway (I could have clicked "members only!!! duh...)

ANYWAY, I have to brag.... I won 3rd place in the competition I entered!! Yay!!! It was a wool rug design. I really didn't think after looking at everyone elses that I would get anything.

OMG I'm NEVER going to finish this drawing! I'm doing a living room rendering and I got way too ambitious with it. So much for the show I was doing it for.... I probably won't be done in time!

Good news! I might be going to Israel this summer! I'd like to stop in Palestine just to check it out... My friend that I'm going with wants to go to Greece while we're there. I'm down with that too, hell yea.

Robot Godzilla love!

I tried to download Cheech and Chong Still Smokin but it didn't work out... I guess I should actually pay for that stuff huh? I'll netflix it....
hmmm... ::sigh::

I'm getting bored and need some direction... Maybe not direction, just some serious inspiration.

OMG I totally forgot how awesome ACDC is.

I did not get shit done today! I planned on coming home and working on a cute little living room plan. I went out "shopping" at the SF Mart. Really I just impersonated an Interior Designer and asked for tear sheets of the cute furniture while the designers looked at me with distain - either I was a designer whom they were jealous of for being so young and successful, or I was a lowly student (which I am). Then I skipped out on the cocktail party, which I regretted, and went home. I could have at least gotten tipsy and mingled with the professionals, but I hadn't eaten so I probably would have gotten drunk and made a fool of myself.
The art at that place SUCKS. I didn't know what the meaning of "picking art to match the couch" ment untill I went there. EW. I should minor in art so I can at least help people pick REAL peices.
Of course my taste in art is slightly perverted. I'd probably reccomend something like this....



THAT my friends, is ART

But ANYWAY, instead of doing work I basically sat at home and looked for ways to buy Vicodin online to no avail...
LOL
I'm stupid.