into: pop corn, fist fights, alcohol,

makes me happy: not dying on beautiful evening

makes me sad: dying on a tuesday night

5 things i can't live without: my organs I guess

vices: Eating my own self

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: student

why i did sg: to celebrate being alive

current crush: jimmy, the paperboy

stats: .347 Batting Average

body mods: a couple of scars

gets me hot: celebrations & backrubs

favorite position: the ferry boat

fantasy: sex while eating a cheeseburger

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: When I threw up on the mayor's head at a town's 4th of july hot dog eating 30 sec. contest.

i lost my virginity: and it was last seen on my front porch