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I was hibernating.For real, I quit smoking and didn't have much of anything nice to say to anyone for awhile.
Well, guess I still don't. Oh well I guess thats journal worthy.
Lame.
JUST GIVE ME A GODAMN CIGGARETTE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I ONLY SMOKED FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS BECAUSE SHAWN DOES AND HE DROVE ME CRAZY AND I STARTED TO LIKE IT SO NOW I WANT A GODAMN CIGGARETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
that about says it all, folks.
What.
you got a problem?
you wanna take this outside?
you fucking bitch, don't fuck with me.
I'm serious. You best back down before I throw cat poop on you. Yeah... thats right.... I cleaned that cat litter and its on my porch and I can throw it at anytime... do you WANT SOME OF THIS?? HUH!?? WHAA!?? HUH!??? COMEON BITCH!!!!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT!!!
Oh and for more exciting news, I killed a man.
Ok I didn't, so fucking what. WHAT!!??? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
doesn't anyone know how I feel?
posting in journals is hard. I want to always respond to everyone before putting in a new entry, but at the same time I always want to say somthing meaningful in everyones journal. Most of the time I am not capable of intelligent thought, so it proves difficult.
Boohoo.
Or maybe I'm just a rude bitch. Either or, take your pick. But if you think I'm a bitch don't tell me. I'm sensitive.
I have some more thoughts on the penis:
They are, in fact, quite less abrasive than plastic. Even that soft smooshy plastic.
I got my tank, panties, and check. Digital camera batteries piss me off. They run out so I can't take pics. I shall revolt, I shall cause a revolution. Batteries can kiss my ass. Or they can go up my ass, it might feel good up there.
Don't be like me kids, and drive drunk. Or post drunk. Cuz then you say you are drunk and then it appears to be an excuse for your behavior. And that pisses me off.
Heres a picture.
I find it humorous.
edit*
fruit flies piss me off.
I always have like 10 of them in my house.
I stalk them out, and even don't keep food in my house anymore. Yet they still show up.
I want to wipe their dirty asses out of my fucking house. I don't know why they like me. I'm a clean person. They mock me.
If anyone has a pesticide spell or somthing, please cast it for me. THe bug spray isn't killing them good enough, and it makes me reaaaaallly dizzy. I worry about my cat.
They all shall die. All of them. FOREVER! MUAHAHAAAAA DIE DIE DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAHHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Boohoo.
Or maybe I'm just a rude bitch. Either or, take your pick. But if you think I'm a bitch don't tell me. I'm sensitive.
I have some more thoughts on the penis:
They are, in fact, quite less abrasive than plastic. Even that soft smooshy plastic.
I got my tank, panties, and check. Digital camera batteries piss me off. They run out so I can't take pics. I shall revolt, I shall cause a revolution. Batteries can kiss my ass. Or they can go up my ass, it might feel good up there.
Don't be like me kids, and drive drunk. Or post drunk. Cuz then you say you are drunk and then it appears to be an excuse for your behavior. And that pisses me off.
Heres a picture.
I find it humorous.
edit*
fruit flies piss me off.
I always have like 10 of them in my house.
I stalk them out, and even don't keep food in my house anymore. Yet they still show up.
I want to wipe their dirty asses out of my fucking house. I don't know why they like me. I'm a clean person. They mock me.
If anyone has a pesticide spell or somthing, please cast it for me. THe bug spray isn't killing them good enough, and it makes me reaaaaallly dizzy. I worry about my cat.
They all shall die. All of them. FOREVER! MUAHAHAAAAA DIE DIE DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAHHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Update:
I did an X last night...for the first time. It made me cry for 3 hours, and chase people and cats with knifes.
Now everything is all cloudy and blotchy in front of my eyes. X sucks.
They shoulda called it D.
Depression. "hey, you want a Depression?"...
nooooo thanky yoooou.
Ugh, no X... never.... again... must... die....now......
PINK!!!
MEE!!!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
BUSY! MUST GO! BUT YAY! PINK!
I"M PINK!
WOOOOooooooo.
now I'm tired.
YAY! AN EXCUSE TO COME ON HERE OFTEN AGAIN! WOOO!!!
I did an X last night...for the first time. It made me cry for 3 hours, and chase people and cats with knifes.
Now everything is all cloudy and blotchy in front of my eyes. X sucks.
They shoulda called it D.
Depression. "hey, you want a Depression?"...
nooooo thanky yoooou.
Ugh, no X... never.... again... must... die....now......
PINK!!!
MEE!!!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
BUSY! MUST GO! BUT YAY! PINK!
I"M PINK!
WOOOOooooooo.
now I'm tired.
YAY! AN EXCUSE TO COME ON HERE OFTEN AGAIN! WOOO!!!
I want my SG name to be Captain Flamingo.
What'cha think? eeehhh?? Suicide CaptianFlamingo? hmmmmmmmm????
Or Pineapple. Suicide Pineapple.
Geeva is boring. I at least want my name to be entertaining.
Shot pics with Lithium_Picnic last weekend.
Hes awesome, everyone knows he is, and blah blah.
But I say it anyway, the guy does great work and he knows his stuff amazingly well.
Apnea is even more gorgeous in person. She did my makeup for two sets even though she was dead tired. Aww.
I was without sleep for a couple days so I probably was wierd in many ways. But thats my excuse that day, if I was rested I would have to make another excuse.
I brought all my clothes I never wear, they asked me to! I warned them!... I gave them that shit and it was like I was saying "Here, YOU throw this away".
you get a dollar if you know about that line. No actually, you get nothing but I though I might offer some inital incentive before dissapointing you all.
I should possibly go on here more and be responsive rather than burning my brain with job related reading material.
Here is a picture of what happened to my brain recently:
very sad.
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
What'cha think? eeehhh?? Suicide CaptianFlamingo? hmmmmmmmm????
Or Pineapple. Suicide Pineapple.
Geeva is boring. I at least want my name to be entertaining.
Shot pics with Lithium_Picnic last weekend.
Hes awesome, everyone knows he is, and blah blah.
But I say it anyway, the guy does great work and he knows his stuff amazingly well.Apnea is even more gorgeous in person. She did my makeup for two sets even though she was dead tired. Aww.
I was without sleep for a couple days so I probably was wierd in many ways. But thats my excuse that day, if I was rested I would have to make another excuse.
I brought all my clothes I never wear, they asked me to! I warned them!... I gave them that shit and it was like I was saying "Here, YOU throw this away".
you get a dollar if you know about that line. No actually, you get nothing but I though I might offer some inital incentive before dissapointing you all.
I should possibly go on here more and be responsive rather than burning my brain with job related reading material.
Here is a picture of what happened to my brain recently:
very sad.
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Don't I look like an 80's butch dyke person in my portfolio pic?
I kinda like it
Brads penis IS average...
but you'd think the guy would be hangin with his popularity.
Thats todays thoughts on the penis, I actually thought a day or two ago.. but I don't think much.
Whats ya'lls priority on the site? Responding in journals? Posting in groups or boards? Looking at nekkid pics?
I think I realize I need a vacation or somting. I'm losing my sense of humor. I watch comedy central now just because I can see other people laughing. I hope this isn't what growing up is all about.
I'm starting to bore myself, and....
well..
thats boring...
AH!
*lame*
I kinda like it
Brads penis IS average...
but you'd think the guy would be hangin with his popularity.
Thats todays thoughts on the penis, I actually thought a day or two ago.. but I don't think much.
Whats ya'lls priority on the site? Responding in journals? Posting in groups or boards? Looking at nekkid pics?
I think I realize I need a vacation or somting. I'm losing my sense of humor. I watch comedy central now just because I can see other people laughing. I hope this isn't what growing up is all about.
I'm starting to bore myself, and....
well..
thats boring...
AH!
*lame*
thanks all for the comments.
Ya know, I really want a monroe. But those are impossible to hide, and the best/cutest/smallest ones are titanium and 50 bucks... that I have found anyhow. I want a little diamond dot, not a big steel ball on my face. Those look like metal zits to me.
I never considered a septum, until I heard they can be flipped back into the nose and hidden.
I think I might still get one, but a tiny one.
that might look like metal boogers hanging out my nose but eh, metal boogers!! yay!!
todays thoughts on the penis, not a general statement, but look at brad pitts!
hahahaa
well maybe hes a 'grow-er not a show-er'
noone could say that bout my man, hes got a big scary penis.
I will respond in journals today, since the world is not a revolver around me.
Ya know, I really want a monroe. But those are impossible to hide, and the best/cutest/smallest ones are titanium and 50 bucks... that I have found anyhow. I want a little diamond dot, not a big steel ball on my face. Those look like metal zits to me.
I never considered a septum, until I heard they can be flipped back into the nose and hidden.
I think I might still get one, but a tiny one.
that might look like metal boogers hanging out my nose but eh, metal boogers!! yay!!
todays thoughts on the penis, not a general statement, but look at brad pitts!
hahahaa
well maybe hes a 'grow-er not a show-er'
noone could say that bout my man, hes got a big scary penis.
I will respond in journals today, since the world is not a revolver around me.
I want a septum piercing
I need votes,
yay or nay if you think I should or not.
todays thoughts on the penis:
In my opinion, length is more important than width.
*sheds a bitter tear for the boringness of this entry*
I need votes,
yay or nay if you think I should or not.
todays thoughts on the penis:
In my opinion, length is more important than width.
*sheds a bitter tear for the boringness of this entry*
ah shit
when I eat weed I get higher than ....whatever is high. Really high.
Just grab it out of the bag and eat it. And it takes hours to come on.
I just ate a whole pint of ice cream. And what is worse I went to the gas station at 5 in the morning just to buy it and eat it right now.
It makes me hungry.
I am glad most people are in agreence with me on the penis issue. I shall be imforming this site by writing here exactly what my thoughts on the penis are, as the issues arise.
As for now I think...
If they made candy with the texture of the head of the penis, I would eat it. That kind of spongey stuff. But it would have to taste like skittles.
That is all.
when I eat weed I get higher than ....whatever is high. Really high.
Just grab it out of the bag and eat it. And it takes hours to come on.
I just ate a whole pint of ice cream. And what is worse I went to the gas station at 5 in the morning just to buy it and eat it right now.
It makes me hungry.
I am glad most people are in agreence with me on the penis issue. I shall be imforming this site by writing here exactly what my thoughts on the penis are, as the issues arise.
As for now I think...
If they made candy with the texture of the head of the penis, I would eat it. That kind of spongey stuff. But it would have to taste like skittles.
That is all.
I really don't like to see pics of penises. They aren't attractive to me. They make me shudder.
it looks like they were stuck on with glue by god as an afterthought.
Balls are only tolerable to look at if they are cold. When hot they hang low and flop around.
The dirty talk board is full of penis talk. It has warped my fragile little mind.
it looks like they were stuck on with glue by god as an afterthought.
Balls are only tolerable to look at if they are cold. When hot they hang low and flop around.
The dirty talk board is full of penis talk. It has warped my fragile little mind.
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