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gender: SG
age: 28 (Dec 16, 1983)
occupation: cake slicer
sign: sagitarius
body mods: double ears, star tat on my lower back, sacred heart a little higher
i lost my virginity: in the laundry room of my parents basement
crush: trent reznor 4 eva
why i did sg: sg girls are so hot
fantasy: to be one of those obscurly famous people who get in all the talk magazines, but havent really done anything but be fabulous, to own a night club, to have sex under a water fall, to see the world
gets me hot: comic book collections, stupid amounts of obscure music, eyeliner, creativity, dumb stunts, someone who cant sing but does karekoe anyways
stats: bigger than small, smaller than big
into: going to the club, parties, drinking, hanging out playing halo on the x-box, drinking, making little things for people, the intarweb
1- be careful what you wish for
i recently got upgraded in my cake and coffee job from "peon" to "supervisor"
fussy says: hey job, can have some full time hours now?
job says: sure, how many hours did you want?
fussy says: as long as my hours add up to 35-40 a week, i should be ok
job says: great! HERE ARE 50 HOURS A WEEK YOU DUMB FUCK AND NO DAYS OFF IN A ROW SO YOU CAN GO CRAZY!!!
fussy explodes
i mean, i get days off, they're just kind of here and there, it makes planning my week difficult
on the upside, i can now actually afford to live in my cozy cave with my warm fuzzy man and eat and buy awesome t-shirts online
in a few weeks i will have unicorns humping emblazoned upon my chest, take that sense of decency!
2- i have a very very low tolerance for idiots
but then again who doesn't? with me being at my job all the time now and all the downtown tourist morons i have to deal with, ive been feeling very head stabby lately
3- never again agree to be in a bridal party
my best friend got married in the past two weeks, and i was lucky enough to be her maid of honor
it was great until at 11:00am on the day of her wedding, she decided that all major decisions from that point on were not her responsability and the wedding was at 7pm
so yay fun for me
fussy say: hey T, do you want blue flowers or white flowers in your bouquet?
T says: i dunno
fussy says: ok, well who's hair am i doing today?
T says: i dunno
fussy says: ok, well what did yo . . .
T says: your next question had better be what kind fruit do i want in my mimosa
hell i dont blame her though, im probably going to be even worse at my wedding
i love her to death, but ill never do that again for anyone ever
4- batchellorette parties are fun fun fun
i got to plan it, but i shouldn't take all the credit for the good time we had, i just gave us a time and a place to meet...
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