i'm jealous of your disco abs! i would totally do that with you, i do richard simmons disco sweat sometimes because its AMAZING.

daaaaaaaamn. i want to lick your abs.

Helloooooooo hot abs!!

what is disco abs? im interested!

Where can I get Disco Abs?

Forever 21 just came to my town not too long ago and I love it. Everything is so cheap!

is that an otter on your nipple or are you happy to see me?


COME HOME!

the more i think about it the more upset I am that your not going to Houston for christmas.. How many couches do you need for me to talk you & radeo into going...

Oh damn! I worked at Victoria's Secret on black friday two years ago. I feel you on the loathing of dressing room duty, ESPECIALLY when preteen girls are involved.

p.s. yummy abs! you gotta be my exercise buddy and help whip me back into shape after i push a kid out of my body. maybe you can even start a business called Frolic's Booty Camp

that is soooooo most of what i told you about the horrors of forever21. luckily you saw it all on your first day.