I feel awkward commenting on your bum as someone who sort of knows you. What kind of homework are you not doing? I'm putting off some writing.

Sounds pretty gross. I'm about to go to bed. I'll talk to you soon.

Also, nice bum.

So, all I have to do is get to Detroit, and do your homework, and you'll cook for me? Sounds like a hella deal!
You're right; I love the shirt. And the bum.