"there seems to be an abundance of lame testimonials here, soooo..... friday is the best backup girlfriend i've ever had."

"You will always be one of the most important people from my life.
You can achieve anything and overcome any obstacle."

"woah!"

"Dear Friday,

even though you smell of turds and you ruined my life and everything you touch turns to shit...

...you have made my life good again. You have brought me out of a bad place and put me in a good one. 7 weeks is not that long, so I'd start practicing that cute run up to me at the airport + huge hug and kiss combination move. It's like Street Fighter only hotter.

Love Jeff"

"Friday is awesome, that's all there is to it "

""

"never"

"fails"

"to"

"make"

"me"

"swoon"

"Is it wrong that I wanna have her babies? She is by far one of the funniest gals on the site. I love her comments and journal entries."

"Hanging with Friday is better than a whole day swimming at the Playboy Mansion, drinking fine wine with Hef and discussing his intentions to take me on as his right-hand man.

And that is something fuckin' special. "