before i became a spanish lit major, i was planning on doing chem/physics.
with that, my favorite joke in the ENTIRE WORLD:
so this neutron walks into a bar. he sits down, and the bartender says hello and asks him what he wants. the neutron orders a dry martini and eats some peanuts, all the while chatting with the bartender and a few of the other patrons. a few hours and a drink or three pass by, and he notices the time. the neutron says to the bartender, "well, it's getting late; i bet my wife is worried about me. i should head home. how much do i owe you?" and the bartender looks at him and says, "for youno charge!"
i miss portland already.
with that, my favorite joke in the ENTIRE WORLD:
so this neutron walks into a bar. he sits down, and the bartender says hello and asks him what he wants. the neutron orders a dry martini and eats some peanuts, all the while chatting with the bartender and a few of the other patrons. a few hours and a drink or three pass by, and he notices the time. the neutron says to the bartender, "well, it's getting late; i bet my wife is worried about me. i should head home. how much do i owe you?" and the bartender looks at him and says, "for youno charge!"
i miss portland already.












