I have a confession to make; my previous absence was not really because I was trapped in a cabinet...

Since I last posted I have got half way through a degree in something useful, a year an a half to go now, I've stopped doing a pointless and unethical job. And I can afford to live! For the first time since I stopped living with my parents I can afford to live! I love it!

I have discovered twin peaks, got a new ocarina, grown my armpit hair, had a perm, shaved it off, grown some hair back, and dyed it a new colour - its a surprise! I have plans for a new set. I did attempt a couple during this period but the lighting was rubbish so I didn't even send them in. I have made more clothes, including a dragon outfit, and a goblin king from the labyrinth outfit, a rudi from the mighty boosh outfit, and an arctic vince suit.

I've done other things too I suppose.

Please accept my appologies for my absence. This was due to my being trapped in a cabintet. If I was a more sophisticated lady I would not get trapped in cabinets, but, as it is, I am subject to circumstance and that is how it happened that I have been trapped in a cabinet for such a long time.

It's funny how your eyes adjust when you're in dark and enclosed spaces for a long time; it looks a lot lighter and bigger here than I remember.

Please fill me in on what I have missed, do not spurn me for my out of date views and phrases of yore. I would be an excelent cadidate for modernisation, all I need is a bit of laminate flooring and a lick of paint, I could be digitally restored with CGI for a more realistic ass than ever before. Please help.

I hope you are well

Wow yes! I am naked on the internet. I found out at work, typical... I went on my email account and wondered why the hell a hundred people had sent me messages, no one sends me messages. So I had to try to contain myself whilst I was reading all these wonderful complimentary things people wrote to me, and I couldn't tell anyone. Gosh! Thanks guys!

I feel a lot less bored now (see previous entry!), the timing makes me think there are some benevolent forces behind this set releasing system... Now when I am bored I will come and write to people who have commented on my bush. Which yes I am very proud of, it is quite luxuriant I know...

I have decided only to put people on the freind list who I have spoken to a couple of times. On one hand you are all my freinds, and on the other hand you are not unless you have met my cat. I hope no-one is offended by this. It is mainly so I can use the list to remember who I know...

Thanks again to everyone who wrote stuff to me, I might come snooping around your journal some time soon...

I've not written on here for ages, only just realised. There's lots of other things I haven't done for ages too. Like cut my toenails or shave my legs. I think it's because I have a full time job now and I jsut keep going to work, coming home, eating, sometimes I have time to actually socialise, then I go to sleep and do the same again.

I don't see the point in it to be honest. As soon as I've payed off the overdraft I'm going to be a bum again. Or at least go part time.

So recently I've been doing bugger all, so I have nothing to say. Unless you want to hear about problems with the UK power and gas sector, and really you don't. Although I have been listening to some really good music (see list), and trying to sing like a man, with some levels of success actually.

Actually that is a bit of a lie because I did go to the opening of British Art Show 6 and see a headless fox made of carpet fluff, and more to the point lots af arty fartys doing their networking thing and wearing interesting glasses. I do love arty fartys. Free wine and grolsch too. But that is not a month's worth of activity really. Tried to find a pisture of the fluff-fox but couldn't, there must be pictures...

Today I'm giving a couple of freinds haircuts, then watching a film, it is snowy. I keep thinking that I have settled down and that any time now peope will actually stop mistaking me for a student. Must go out till 4 more often...must recruit appropriate freinds who would actually enjoy doing that. The only thing stopping me is that then I will have less time for chilling with my boring sencisble freinds, which I really enjoy.

Maybe this is all a dilema over nothng. I should probably just go get naked somewhere I'm not supposed to, someone sensible and mature wouldn't do that...

You're upstairs in your new house, the evening light is fading and you realise your going to have to turn the light on pretty soon. It's a badly designed house so the lightswitches are all in the basement. You go down there, there are three switches. How do you figure out which one is the right switch without making another trip down to the basement?

I'll negotiate some sort of prize for whoever figures it out first.

Recently I have been: still drawing lots, still barely working at all (wa ha ha!), trying not to come on to one of my good freinds, and accidentally getting rid of people by being too honest about what I want from "relationships". Should I change? I probably wont. Also somehow spent three hours singing covers of oasis and radiohead after coming back from a club, four of us, without getting told off by neighbours, and I was just thinking what a cliche it was and how much fun we had! And I hate oasis. Beer is strange stuff.

Does anyone have any advice for going carol singing? I think me and my housemates are going to do it and possibly we are amateurs. How do you avoid looking like you're after money? We just want to do it for fun and to surprise people because nothing like that goes on where I live.

What was the football score on Salvador Dali's Birthday?...

Real Madrid 1 - Surreal Madrid fish

I dressed up as good ol' Salvador for haloween, and realised i really enjoy wearing a long curly moustache...I also heard about the up and coming "drag king" scene in London. Loads of girls with flattened down boobies and false tashes, now that can't fail t be a good time!

What else...I'm learning to draw again, and I love it, again. Don't know why I ever stopped.

I'm telling myself off for not making a more full contribution to the boards and groups, whenever I come on here I'm always kept far too occupied by the pictures...damn those pesky pictures! So if you think I'm being antisocial it may be because I'm busy checking you out...traditionally that wouldn't make it any more acceptable but I have a feeling here the rules are different, and altogether more sensible.

Has everyone heard of freecycle? www.freecycle.org
Its a very good idea. I got a piano, and they got a piano shaped space, and everyone was happy, it was great!

I've moved and everything is better now. I'm slowly painting my room from one shade of mauve to another and taking on other such neccessary pursuits. On Thursday I'm doing nothing except baking cakes and juicing fruit, life is good.

I haven't thought about philosophy for more than 5 minutes at a time for about 3 months. I haven't written any poetry recently at all. I haven't been innappropriately obsessed by anyone. I haven't stayed up for over 20something hours in one go. This can't last.

Also recently I found out I can't spell, and I was completely sure I could...what other things do I think I can do that really I can't?... So I want anyone who is geeky enough and willing to correct me!

And thanks to all the bearers of kittens!

xx

My wierd dual profile phenomena continues, please don't conclude that I have a split personality too...hahaha, even though I have different freinds depending on who I am!

I'm not quietly lurking and saying nothing, I've just got no internet, I'm "borrowing" what I presume must be next door's.

Does everyone know you can do that? Sit down with a laptop in many city and town locations and there is internet in the air that you can use...pretty spooky...there's also internet in your ears and mouth and in your left foot. I'm not so keen on that but nevermind.

I'm not going to say too much incase it becomes horrible and scary, I'm in a really bad mood, which doesn't happen that often...to summarise I think I want to kill my landlord, hollow him out and make him into a yurt and take up residence. You can't imagine how that amount of violence and gore is justified but then you haven't seen this house.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHKKKK!

Has anyone got any good photos of kittens that'll cheer me up??

Hello world, hello boobies! This site is bigger and better than I ever thought!

Interesting things recently:
Saw politicians talking referring to "feral youths" hanging around in gangs, apparently being brought up by skally parents can now be compared publicly to being brought up by dogs...

A nice chap stopped the bus for me when I was running and looking foolish by standing on the threshold for a couple second extra. Should have bought him a cup of tea but didnt cause I'm a pussy.

Got invitation to graduate (hurrah!), but found out its compulsory to wear the gowns and to pay £37.50 for the privelidge. I feel like an indignant sixth former again.

Completed plans to go to the hat museum! Yes thats right a museum entirely devoted to hats!

Anything interesting happened to anyone else recently?

Oh and Hello everyone! by the way

Feral xx