"Fenny and I shared a wonderful 9 months together. She touched my soul deeper than anyone I have ever met. She was and will remain the most dear and special person to me.

I love you with all I have."

"i collect her skin flakes as they fall from her... i keep them in a little wood box... someday i will clone her... someday there will be a whole army of fennys..."

"Fenchurch is spectacular. There ought to be enough of her, so she could be everyone's girlfriend. Even her own. And that'd give everyone an excuse to live out their own racecar bed fantasies."

"yeah she's awsome"

"fenchurch is a tough motherfucker.
and she goes to school with a bunch of weirdos."

"fenchurch will rock your FACE!"

"this chica gives me goosebumps"

"this girl makes me smile every time I look into her eyes. she is one of the absolute cutest and amazing girls that I have ever met, and I'm incredibly happy to call her my girlfriend.

&hearts"

"only she can convince me to eat wendys."

"Fenchurch is one of the singularly most amazing people I have ever met. Here every word and action are intoxicating in the highest degree. She is an absorbing person. Just a few minutes with her, and you are hers. You want to know everything about her, and you can’t help but hang off her every word. And shes so cute. From her terrifying “rawr!” to her dimpled smile, I can hardly decide whether to kiss her and squeeze her or vomit violently. It is usually the former. She is really precious.

In addition, she is a woman of morals and beliefs- good ones- and she sticks to them. I respect her to no ends for this. She is also a fucking amazing writer. This isn’t just some kind of obligatory nod to her stories I have read. They are fucking fantastic. A little bit fucked up though. She has an amazing ability to put things in to perspective, good with words and arguments, an amazing conversationalist, and is in short, my better half. Another amazing trait of hers is her ability to make you feel absolutely validated and wonderful and special with her praise. Its really cool.
She’s a big dork though. (I love it)
And she smells like a hippy sometimes
And she’s real weird
And quirky
And excitable
And she’s manipulative. She made me love her."

"I would like you personally to know that Fenchurch is better than Jesus. She is the coolest person I know because she smokes cigarettes and listens to rock 'n roll. She is always doing my dishes and listening to my many, many emo problems. She must be a thief, because she has stolen my heart. She also obviously stole her beauty from the rainbow. Now, I'm not going to get too sentimental, like those other sticky valentines. Cause I don't know if she's been loving somebody. I only know it isn't mine.

As you may have guessed, she is a Jew, so she is clean and industrious, and likes money."