into: Wingin it.

not into: Your face.

makes me happy: Roller coasters, soap bubbles, sushi, pink lemonade, expectationless thoughtfulness.

makes me sad: The Family Circus, Reality TV, The South.

5 things i can't live without: My digital watch, my digital camera, my laptop, my towel, a good alibi.

vices: Sex, drugs, rock n roll.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: This is negated by the fact I make it a strict policy never to pay for time.

 

gender: SG

occupation: Curtis E. Jew, The Courtesy Jew

current crush: escape

stats: girlbot, cybernetic Franken-eels for boobs, Japanese major

body mods: Holy. Six good tattoos and three shitty homemade ones. And because it's the most asked question in the world, my scarring says "ardeo" which means "I burn" in Latin.

heroes: Mr. Angus MacGyver, Gary Busey, Mumbles

gets me hot: Flattery. Tell me I am special, tell me I am pretty.

favorite position: My nuts to your fist style!

fantasy: A life at sea.

sign: DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

most humbling moment: I'm a walking, talking, stumbling hunk of awkward.

i lost my virginity: ...not with a bang, but a whimper.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.