Wow, could ?Karen O. be any sexier? I think not.

Yesterday HumbertHumbert called TheRedBaron's user pic emo which made me laugh until my balls fell off. I have some great pranks planned for him next semester. Knowing me, most of them will probably fall through due to shortsightedness or laziness or whathave you...but hopefully at least one will work out and I will be very happy.


Oh man, cheap Chinese food is one of my reasons for living, and getting it delivered at work is just the icing on the cake. Or the sesames on the chicken, if you will.

Lots of copying and similarly menial stuff today, making me feel very internly.

Watched Monster's Ball with HumbertHumbert yesterday, it was every bit as good as I had heard it was. Then we watched an extremely in-depth biography about Ron Jeremy, v. interesting. We just finished watching Thirteen, it was as fantastic as she said it would be. New Sex in the City on in 15 minutes!! Followed by The L-Word, one of the worst shows ever, featuring Shane, one of the hottest characters ever. Let the good times roll.

We also had an enjoyable time wandering around, enjoying the lovely weather and discussing our college life if it were a WB drama. Which it damn nearly is already.

Oh yes, other recent accomplishments involve making shirts. Here are the two I'm most proud of/happy with. We've got Modest Mouse and Snake River Conspiracy love.



Hum made a fantastic Milf Hunter shirt.

QOTD: I can picture you growing fur some day. And running about in the wild.
-Completely unsolicited comment from (HumbertHumbert)

Today HumbertHumbert and I took a stroll down to Hustler to buy some goodies. I got my friend Jane a Hello Kitty vibrator which she has wanted for ever and now she will love me like there's no tomorrow. Went to this other store where I ahem liberated Pac-Man and Mario wristbands, and a fantastic Sixteen Candles T-shirt for Hum (her dad was in it...staying with celebreties rocks) that has a picture of Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall and says "Can I borrow your underwear for ten minutes?" It's fab. Then on to Tower Records to by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Monster.

Highlight of the day = this kid behind us on the escalator started making up a rap about me. I don't remember how it went, but it involved something something about ...bows tattooed on her ankles and red leather chuck taylors with straps.... That ruled. As did getting an inflatable sheep for our friend Ian's birthday party next term.

I have been so ridiculously happy lately. It's ridiculous. And happy. Trying to remember if anything else interesting happened today...I got a cute little tank top with a mermaid on it and matching underoos. Yippee!


Degrassi 4-eva!

Oh my goddess.
I have just discovered my deep, all-consuming love for SG Quinne. Wow, etc. I am Jack's quixotic gaze.

Well, for some reason I've not been able to shut up about my boss's ass lately. I guess I had just been thinking it for so long that once I finally started talking about it...I...I couldn't stop. Anyway I sent an email to my dad discussing the scorpion and happened to mention her ass...here is the response I received, and evidence of why I love my dad so very much.

Tell me more about her ass. d.

Well, here I am, enjoying the beauty and wonder that is a free membership to Suicide Girls. What a consolation prize.

So, my first set got turned down, but not uncommon from what I hear, so hope shall spring eternal. I get to send in another one in 3 months. I'm going to post the one I did send in SG Hopefuls when I get around to it.

Today at work, my boss Kristien (who has a very nice ass) had this lollipop with a scorpion in it that she won at a party, and she was trying to find someone to eat it, but no one would. So Allison stepped up to bat. Oh yes. I ate me that scorpion.