into: Exploring all that is alternative culture. I am continuously educated by those around me. I love to participate in fetish scenes, since evidently my mind knows no bounds for dirty thoughts.

makes me happy: Taking a tiny little feather and letting a dog sniff it so it gets stuck on its wet nose and goes berserk. Also, putting a sock on a cats head. Let no-one tell you animal cruelty isn't hilarious.

makes me sad: A lack of seratonin in my brain. Also, a lack of vodka in my coke.

hobbies: Ninjutsu, reading, drawing.

5 things i can't live without: Cats, vodka, makeup, intelligent women, gay men with fantastic abs. Ooo, and my personal trainer...wait, that's six.

vices: I have many, but I don't regard them as vices.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Superhero by day, supervillain by night. It's the worlds most perfect scam.

current crush: I once had someone compare fighting me to fucking me. It was a compliment. Believe similar and my crush'll be you.

stats: 70 cc's - STAT! Har har har...

body mods: No tattoos - if I designed one for myself I'd be fussing over it within days. Not good for something you have to live with for a lifetime. Piercings - 28. 4 navel, both nipples, 2 right eyebrow, 8 in each ear, both tregus, one in my nose and one in my tongue. And counting...

heroes: Thomas. Don't ask.

gets me hot: I have about every fetish going. Wrap me up in a big eyed hentai character parcel and tentacle me.

favorite position: Fighting like cats.

fantasy: See "What Gets Me Hot".

sign: Capricorn

most humbling moment: Returning home after last years Download festival and realising I hadn't done anything fantastically filthy with Stormy. Fit of sulks.

i lost my virginity: Yes. Yes I did.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories