“gold. luuuuuhhh-maaay. hotpants.
evangeline does not disappoint. the internet told me she was awesome but lo and fucken behold it translates to the ree-uhl world, too.

i seriously love her por vida.

soft lips, to boot.
xoxo”

“all CAPS words FOR THE WIN!”

“here's to the Evangeline--- thank you for trusting me for your first.”

“hot shit :] i want to mate with this girly ”

“Well ok, that is THE most interesting profile I've read yet (and I read them all). Your taste is excellent, in all its weird glory. Pleased to meet ya.”