into: -Bad jokes
-Gin rummy
-70's horror films
-Big hair
-Sass mouth
-Extra towels
not into: -Having a bad time
-Mouth breathers
-Farts
makes me happy: -Hugs and kisses
-The UPS driver
-Underwear party
-Space heaters
makes me sad: -Sewer grates
-Big roaches
-Tampon flushers
-Facebook
hobbies: -Shoes
-Underwears
-Naps
5 things i can't live without: -Tomato soup
-Craig Ferguson
-He-man & She-ra
-Fancy undergarmets
-Infomercials
vices: -Mustache Parties
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: -Watching Infomercials
-Napping
-Cleaning
-Drankin
occupation: Shoes and Underwear
current crush: Harley D.
stats: Tall, tatted, tough, bossy, hopelessly fluffy on the inside
body mods: Once or twice, but nothing too big or serious
heroes: Westley
gets me hot: Heavy lifting coupled with ordering people around
favorite position: Upside down and backwards
fantasy: Taking a flying leap through a ring of fire, into a pool of sharks while on fire wearing a heavily sequined bikini
sign: Thru traffic merge left
most humbling moment: I cut the tip of my finger off by taking my eyes off the prize for only a moment.
i lost my virginity: I was 18 and down to party. I laughed, he cried.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva