SuicideGirl: Esther
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Esther Why are whales big and grey? If they were small and pink, they'd be shrimp

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SuicideGirl: Esther
SuicideGirl: Esther
SuicideGirl: Esther
 

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bands:

  1. Keri Hilson
  2. Kate Nash
  3. JayZ
  4. Whorchatas
  5. Lady Sovereign
  6. Mumford & Sons
  7. Ne-yo
  8. Tiger Army
  9. Blondie
  10. Tommy Tutone

films:

  1. Grandmas Boy
  2. Step Brothers
  3. Super Troopers
  4. Sweeney Todd
  5. Layer Cake
  6. i robot
  7. Get Him To the Greek
  8. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  9. Jawbreaker
  10. Thirteen Ghosts

books:

  1. The Sandman
  2. Anansi Boys
  3. American Gods
  4. Sookie Stackhouse Novels
  5. rodney dangerfield's biography
  6. Fragile Things
  7. The Bell Jar
  8. The Last of the Mohicans
  9. To Kill a Mockingbird
  10. Cocktails for Dummies

tv shows:

  1. The Late Late Show
  2. She-ra
  3. He-man
  4. Law & Order svu
  5. Law & Order criminal intent
  6. Ghost Whisperer
  7. Judge Judy
  8. CSI
  9. Dead Like Me
  10. The Simpsons

Artists:

  1. Tim Burton
 

into: -Bad jokes -Gin rummy -70's horror films -Big hair -Sass mouth -Extra towels

not into: -Having a bad time -Mouth breathers -Farts

makes me happy: -Hugs and kisses -The UPS driver -Underwear party -Space heaters

makes me sad: -Sewer grates -Big roaches -Tampon flushers -Facebook

hobbies: -Shoes -Underwears -Naps

5 things i can't live without: -Tomato soup -Craig Ferguson -He-man & She-ra -Fancy undergarmets -Infomercials

vices: -Mustache Parties

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: -Watching Infomercials -Napping -Cleaning -Drankin

 

occupation: Shoes and Underwear

current crush: Harley D.

stats: Tall, tatted, tough, bossy, hopelessly fluffy on the inside

body mods: Once or twice, but nothing too big or serious

heroes: Westley

gets me hot: Heavy lifting coupled with ordering people around

favorite position: Upside down and backwards

fantasy: Taking a flying leap through a ring of fire, into a pool of sharks while on fire wearing a heavily sequined bikini

sign: Thru traffic merge left

most humbling moment: I cut the tip of my finger off by taking my eyes off the prize for only a moment.

i lost my virginity: I was 18 and down to party. I laughed, he cried.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva