Did I ever tell you kids about that time I wrassled gators?
Probably not because it didn't happen.

But know what did happen?!
I gotta make out with a handsome fellow and pretend I was his date at the bar for a couple nights.
(like kool-aid) Oh yeaaaaah!
Would I do it again?
Heck yes.
Would I still 'hang out' with your mom on saturday nights?
Heck yes.

This friday: Ladies Night!

Talk is cheap. If you want to get back on my good side, you're going to have to prove you want to be.

So, what happens after the romance has died?

Party weekend. I dressed up like I was 15. Kitty ears, winnie the pooh backpack, "I love michelle tanner" shirt, jelly bracelets up to my elbows, I even added a small adult touch that was super hilarious and I know I'm going to get in trouble for writing about it, so I'm going to leave you guessing.

No one had a clue I was tattooed at all.. you know, till later on after everyone was wasted, people were pulling my shirt up and my collar down and I was surprisingly comfortable letting strangers do this while I was holding conversation.

November is suddenly upon us and I find myself wondering how the SGAZ ladies feel about clubbing it up.



I'm all types of girl weekin it and being sloppy drunk, god I like me

We got crunk, made lots of noise and cackled.
Best.Girls.Night.Ever.!!!
I wanna live on the east side sos I can be closer to those who are so dear.

An updated look at le torso...

supergp is a funny motherfucker. I'm going to stalk him and send him letters with all the words cut out of magazines.

Oh man, the shit hit the fan last night.

Rudest thing I've heard in a while:
"I guess you have to be comfortable with your body to wear something like that."

I had a wonderful time last night with Miss Noir and Miss Midnyte and we fucking rocked the hizouse up in the Transylvania. I was startled at what a good time I had, I'm really glad I went. I only danced once and that was while we were waiting (forever) at the bar for drinks and it was all up on someone's grill. I met some neat people and had non-wasted conversations as it really didn't hit me till right when drinkin time was up.

I think this may be the new friday thing the kids and I have been looking for.

I would also like to note that my lady pomp was really quite perfect.

Here's a non-related photo for everyone's enjoyment.