Heres the calendar with the travel cities and dates!
Message me if you leave near any of them so we can hang out!

Omg the chick bailed on me, so now im having my good friend fly out from LA to drive back with me so im not alone!

So it was bad... but they made it all better hehe


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Exciting news!

Me and my best friend are heading out on the 20th to start our CROSS COUNTRY TOUR!

we will be dancing our way from state to state starting in VA and ending in LA!


SO! heres where you come in.... if you want us to come to your town, send me a comment/message with the city and club near by!





were hott hehe


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Howdy folks!

Im sitting here in my old "Ernie's Crab Shack" shirt and boy short and glasses... its kinda hott.

Ive done absolutely NOTHING today! It feels good.

Finally a day without having to deal with crazy stalkers and psycho bitches haha

I have court on April 18th to deal with this dumb-ass that got addicted to me... what can i say? Im just that amazing lol



WHY IS IT SOOOO HARD TO FIND AN APARTMENT IN LA!!!!!
if you know anyone who wants a roommate or knows of any places for rent, message me STAT!
Im trying to move out there by May... we'll see though.


Heres a pic from one of my latest shoots... enjoy

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So im back in DC...

my flight back was horrible.

i was vomiting the whole time, was stuck in a plain/airport for 12 hours, and couldn't sleep.

btw.... AMERICAN AIRLINES SUCK!

i dont suggest them.


Im really missing Cali.
Trying to move out there STAT!
If you know anyone searching for a room mate and they dont mind a cute well behaved cat, message me with their info or vice versa.
Email is ernysuicide@tmail.com





For the sake of my own morbid curiosity, i have been researching new and old methods of anti rape devices... heres what i have found.


Rapex
The anti rape condom.. complete with plastic hooks that make your peepee go ouchies!




The Bear Trap
Spring loaded mini bear trap.




The Injector
Powerful sedative into your junk makes you pass out while you wait for cops!




Chastity Belt
Have fun trying to fuck this thing!




I get bored and this is what i do. Funny.




<3

Erny

TONIGHT AT THE TOKIO!

DJ Skyler and Erny Suicide!

Come hang out and party hard!

Open till 2am!

(Cross streets are hollywood and cahuenga in Hollyweird CA)

Be there or be sqaure!

<3
Erny

Hey my bored peeps out in LA!

If you don't have anything better to do, come hang out tonight at The Tokio in Hollywood!

Ill be there all night with my homie DJ Skyler.

Come rock it hard and rage it up!


<3

Erny

IM COMMING BACK TO LA FROM THE 12TH THROUGH THE 18TH!!!!

IF YOU WANT TO HANG, MESSAGE ME!!!!


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and that includes my SG sisters!!!!

yay!

wow!

so LA is amazing! i didnt want to leave!

meet an amazing person there... really bummed....

for the first time in my life, i felt like i fit in somewhere and having to leave made me shed a tear

had my wallet stolen along with all my credit cards... my IDS and all my cash....


so bummed!


check this dude out... hes awesome!


DJ Skyler


my newer set got accepted folks! be prepared for amazingness for you eyes!


and now for me to be an asshole





love you guys!


<3
erny

[edit]
some shit didnt load... dont know why! so here the second installment of sexi

omg im sooooo torn

i dont know if i should abhor the next couple weeks or be in love with them.


heres the schedule:

12th work and 2 shoots
13th shoot then work
14th philly filming and shooting
15th packing
16th plane to LA then shoot and shopping
17th Evey fashion show and launch party... all day!
18th more shooting and filming
19th leave LA and then move into new apartment
20th continue moving shit..... and then UNPACKING!!!!



like i said..... totally torn.





more pics of me.






yes there was alot of alcohol involved in the making of this film.... most of it ended up as pee in the bath tub or in broken bottles in the tub and toilet.... dont ask.




i hope your screen cracks.... from an overload of amazingness....







Erny
aka
the bitch with the golden medal tits.

this is going to crash the server... i sware it.


























Trashylife is back folks. and now its headed by zui, erny, and lana!

LA on the 16th-19th
shows/shoots/hanging out/ and more motley crueing hotel rooms!

come chill with us!


Show your trashy support!