i am: ever forgetful, dazed and slow moving, yet hyperactive and fidgety at the same time. often a big bundle of raw nerves waiting for someone to expose a tender one. i go from sweetie pie to cursing like a sailor with a gradual transition that most barely notice. i am not bi-polar (yet) but have my narcissistic moments and a few other personality disorders that some might say would make me more fun to be around. i consider myself an expert in a few areas, so i don't take criticisms well, and ultimately can hardly be proved wrong, because the fields can always be changed in my favor. i prefer wet to wit, humility to humor, and i never understand sarcasm.

i hate: the confident guy at the bar that thinks he can pick me up, pretentious men that have more accessories than me

i like: guys that glance my way but never try to talk to me, (i would rather think about how cool he might be than realise he really isn't), boys in white tee shirts, anonymous drinks from across the bar, death and chaos

i am looking for: a moment of truth, a glimpse of sanity and a way out of everything i seem to have gotten myself into. someone that will take over without taking credit for it, someone that can ride on my emotional rollercoaster without getting too sick. despite my flaws, i have little trouble keeping a boyfriend, and no patience for the dating scene. i hate to meet people and getting to know them is almost twice as bad. but! this means i have more time and energy (though still very little ) for the people i know and love.

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