What's more lame than an SG that hasn't been around in awhile?

An SG that hasn't been around in awhile that pops her head in to ask for a favor.

Ok, I will cut to the chase. Today's my birthday and nothing would make me happier than to see my friend Sara reunited with her cat, Kitty. See, Sara's family lives in Japan and after a miscommunication, Kitty was put into a shelter. Sara is trying to get Kitty out of the shelter and have her shipped to the United States so she can live with her and be loved forever and ever. The cat has been in the family for 9 years and I know they're all heart-broken over the situation.

I never ask for anything, and I feel like an assmaster asking for such a big thing considering I've been MIA for a long time, but this would really mean the world to me and to Sara. As a fellow cat lover the situation really breaks my heart. Can anyone donate a few dollars, or at the very least spread the word? We're already a quarter of the way to our goal so it's a very real possibility that this story can have a happy ending.

Thank you everyone. If we reach the goal in time, I promise to post some new photos for y'all. The quicker we reach the goal, the more naked I will be. (Okay, kind of a cheap/desperate tactic but hey.)

This is the link to donate (or to share):http://www.gofundme.com/2ss9mk

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

....HI.

Yeah, that was it. Don't get your knickers in a twist, as they say.

Oh, and I was going to post some naked tub photos since I haven't been bare-assed on here in awhile, but alas, they exceed the max size for uploading and I have no software on this laptop to resize them. (It's like I was about to hand you a piece of candy, and halfway there I turned my hand around and sent that piece of candy careening in slow motion right into the trash. OHHHHHH were you going to eat that? So sorry!)

But it's actually all right, as I've been told more recently that I look too much like Billy Idol.

Thankfully this is old enough that my hair has grown several inches. I dig having short hair, but I don't like it quite that short. (Remember to communicate with your hairdresser, folks.)

Lately the boy and I have been busying ourselves with upgrading our abode here in Vegas. I can't believe I've been a home owner for over a year now!







The whole process of painting and interior decorating has been daunting, but a lot of fun all the same.

Has anyone else been working on any DIY projects? How the fuck have you all been?

So I was driving around town with my roommate Brandon last night and this crazy fucking song started playing on the radio. There was this Spanish chick singing over techno music in a really weird way, so Brandon was like, "Yeah, this radio station plays some good stuff but sometimes you're like, "What the fuck?" Then 5 seconds later, the girl singing says, 'What the fuck?" in plain English. I just about lost my shit.

I don't listen to the radio very often so maybe this song is really popular right now and I don't even realize it. But I found the song, and here it is for your enjoyment. I can't stop listening to it now.

So I called up my friend Johnny and I said to him, "Johnny, la gente esta muy loca, what the fuck?"

I are alive.

I know, I know. "Pics or it didn't happen!"



I'm not a haggard old lady yet, though someone pointed out that I'm "aging like fine wine" in the previous entry. I'll be honest, I'm not sure how to take that. On the one hand I'm like, "Thanks!" on the other I'm like "....wait, shouldn't I be hearing comments like that when I'm 45-50?"

Anyway, love y'all! I'm hoping to bear my tits to the world at least a few more times before I shrivel up and die...it will happen. Some day. SRSLY. I FUCKING MEAN IT.

As a teaser, here is a picture of one tit.

A titmouse that is.

This little gem made it to 9Gag's trending page for whatever reason:

http://9gag.com/gag/358948

It's old as Hell, but I have to give props to whoever made it. I think it's hilarious.

But seriously....whoever commented that "they didn't think it was a Suicide Girl because of Inuyasha" thing...

I will post a new set again...someday....

Ever since I've moved to Vegas I've somehow lost my passion. Perhaps it can be renewed? I do miss it here sometimes. And I miss all of you fine people. <3

SO.

I had the Collector's Edition of "Epic Mickey" on pre-order today!



And it came with this cute little guy who has a new home on my computer desk:



Unfortunately, I haven't been enjoying the game much thus far. The controls feel sorta wonky in comparison to other Wii games...maybe the sensor bar isn't properly recognizing the remote suddenly for no reason? Or, I'm just rusty after playing nothing but Red Dead Redemption and the Undead Nightmare DLC for the last 17 years. In any case, the game itself doesn't reflect the sort of environments I had envisioned in my head either, based on earlier concept art I've seen. But then, it's too soon to tell. I'll keep at it.

In other news, I just got pre-approved to buy a house. Here's hoping I continue to be employed for the next several years and home values eventually go up.

OH MY GOD today's comic on Questionable Content MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

*nerdgasm*

I apologize for my very extended absence. I've been in a sort of funk for many months now, which is not to say I am unhappy...just not really with it.

I'm also hoping to shoot a set sometime early next year. I have a couple of ideas in the works, it's just a matter of getting them together and finding a photographer.

I do miss this site, mostly the social aspect of it. I'll try to pop in more often and see what all is going on. On that note, does anyone have any epic Thanksgiving plans?

There is no wrong way to eat a Reese's.