Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

....HI.

Yeah, that was it. Don't get your knickers in a twist, as they say.

Oh, and I was going to post some naked tub photos since I haven't been bare-assed on here in awhile, but alas, they exceed the max size for uploading and I have no software on this laptop to resize them. (It's like I was about to hand you a piece of candy, and halfway there I turned my hand around and sent that piece of candy careening in slow motion right into the trash. OHHHHHH were you going to eat that? So sorry!)

But it's actually all right, as I've been told more recently that I look too much like Billy Idol.

Thankfully this is old enough that my hair has grown several inches. I dig having short hair, but I don't like it quite that short. (Remember to communicate with your hairdresser, folks.)

Lately the boy and I have been busying ourselves with upgrading our abode here in Vegas. I can't believe I've been a home owner for over a year now!







The whole process of painting and interior decorating has been daunting, but a lot of fun all the same.

Has anyone else been working on any DIY projects? How the fuck have you all been?