HAI!
What's good SG?!

Life is gooood with me. I'm still looking for a job, it really doesn't help that I can hardly speak a lick of Chinese and I'm in Hong Kong...

I haven't been online here as much as I'd like to, but I'm hoping that once I get my own place and have found a job I won't feel so guilty about browsing the night away on my lappy. I don't have much to share with you guys sooo here's some pictures!

Hong Kong Art Fair!!












Banana boating




Crazy cat lady heaven




TIAMAT!


And titties! (of course)




Awight. That's it for me for now! If you want more follow me on instagram @hkwench

Big Love!

xxx

Happy Friday the 13th



I haven't done anything particularily spooky today, but on Monday I went on a boat trip and today my skin is blistering and peeling and that's pretty gross and scary (to me at least...)







...looks so lovely right? well it's all well and good until you fall asleep in the blistering hot sun while reading a dance with dragons....



and then this is the result.

I'm far too vain for these epic burns, I feel so gross and these goddamn blisters hurt like a bitch!!! The only pictures of me I can take in the nude need to be shot in black and white so as not to offend:

like so...



hahahaha oh well...
if you missed my last blog here's a picture of my boobs and chest in a far healthier state:




Oh sun, you cruel cruel mistress...
Anyhow enjoy your Friday the 13th SGLand! Doing anything special for it?? I'm gonna smoke a big spliff and watch some old horror films I found on DVD -- including The Faculty. Yess!! Frodo saves the day yet again!

Big Love
xxx
Elliott

It seems as though I've gotten into a bad habit of only updating my blog once a month -- sorry guys! I know I've been a-slackin. I'm gonna go ahead and use my big move and current job search (yet again) as my excuse I hope you'll all forgive me?? Here's some pictures of my boobs to hopefully gain your favours once again <3





Life has been strange as of late, but filled with a lot of good things. Like friends -- both old and new, lots of George RR Martin, too much booze and never enough spliffage, spooning with the cutest boy in the world, and of course more Skyrim....so really I can't complain. I just really want to land a job soon so I can start saving up to move out of my parents' place. I love them to death, but after living on my own for the past 5 years I just can’t seem to adjust back to being back ‘at home’ again. Not really a proper problem – but more like ex-pat brat woes, I know.

In any case real life has been stealing me away from my internet world and I am hoping to remedy this and be around here more often. In my absence online I missed my wifey Luffy’s most recent set Dormant Power go up! And man, what a set it is!! As always she is absolutely radiant and you’d be a chump not to go check it out and leave it some love. My baby’s place is on the Front Page, and as soon as you take a gander at her hot nekkid body I am quite sure you’ll agree with that sentiment.

So go go now!! Perv and love on her!!

Luffy - Dormant Power






And now to show you what kind of shennanigans I've been getting upto I have pictures for you!! And since they apparently speak 1000 words it should suffice as description enough

-London-

Jessica as seen through kaleidoscope eyes



Goodbye dinner in London with my mates...

....then back to Hong Kong...
where I managed to score a ticket to theHK Rugby 7s and took a buttload of drunken photos....


Jamie


Mee!


Niki and I in the crazy long line to get into the South Stands at the stadium


The whole gang




Niki being accosted by an Oompa Loompa and an inflatable cock


Randomers passed out in the stands and again being accosted by a fake dick


Pretty drunk by this point...


the dick jokes just kept-a-comin




redefine00 is a sheep. a drunk sheep.







Rawr!

That's it for now, but I promise more from me soon, in the meantime my latest set Visiting is still in MR and sorta collecting dust already, so I'd love it if you'd go take a peek and leave it some love if you like what you see!!!

Elliott - Visiting


There are a ton of other super amazing sets that are still in MR at the moment so make sure you check them out too:

Amarena - Prelude to a Kiss
Discordia - Go With the Flow
Vivid - Lavender Grey
Dice - Daybreak
Joker - Here I Am
Bitten - Dirty Water
Louisiana - Petite Coquine
Tarion & Lunar - Eternal
Lumo - Room Service

Til next time SG
Big Love!!

xxxx

Hey SG!

SO! I have been beyond busy with the current move I'm making...packing up my apartment is really sad actually, and I've been spending too much of my time playing skyrim and not enough ruthlessly throwing away the bits and bobs that have accumulated over 4 years of living here.


HOWEVER! I wanted to let you guys know that I had a set hit MR yesterday -- go check out Visiting, and let me know what you think!

I shot this set with Sean at his swank pad in LA on the same day he shot Flux, Venom, Exning, Valhala, and Callioppe! It was a really awesome day, filled with sun and beautiful ladies -- and I am so stoked about how the pictures turned out! Thank you to every one of you I met in LA! <3

Go have a peek if you haven't already!!!





Visiting

That's all from me for now, I am so beyond flattered by all the comments and love already given to my set so far and I promise to get back to every single one of you as soon as I have a spare moment to breathe!! You guys are the best! I will be updating you all with pictures and ridiculous stories soon (as I have tons), but for now it's back to packing

PS! In case you missed my last blog....

Alright Peace out guys!
Big Love!!!

xxx

Hey SG!!

I'm back in England, and I pierced my nipples







That's all for today. A real update soon -- I just wanted to share my excitement! Let me know what you think!

Big Love
xx

Today exactly one year ago Breathless hit the front page (thanks to writeboy and you awesome people) and I became an official Suicide Girl! Words cannot express how grateful I am to be a part of this community or how crazy and awesome this past year has been for me.

SG has brought me nothing but completely amazing experiences! From shooting and meeting some of the most beautiful women on the planet, to partying in Norfolk, to LA, to London! I never dreamt that I could meet so many gorgeous like-minded women and people, and have such a perfect way to escape from the everyday shuffle of reality at the mere click of my mouse. So I guess without getting too corny I just wanted to say SG, I fucking love you!! So! Here's to another year of ass, titties and just a little bit of drama

It's been a little while since my last update, I know, life has been insanely busy for me as of late, and I have hardly been home, let alone logging onto my computer. That said, I felt like I really needed to come on here to fill you all in. As I said last time I updated I'm moving out of my flat in London -- and it's looking as though I'm going to have to relocate to Hong Kong for a little while until I can get back on my feet and afford to move back to London.

And now while a part of me is insanely depressed about having to leave my home for the past 10 years -- another part of me is ready for a change and hopefully a new chapter to my life. In part things like my friendship with redefine00 help me want to stay in HK, and the badass yoga studio I've been at 5 times a week since my last update (yup! that's right, I can officially do crow pose and everything guys, it's awesomesauce), but also there's sorta this guyyyyyy......

hahahaha
more on that later though.


In the meantime here's photos! Since that's what you're all here for, isn't it??



Alby's 25th Birthday was full of chocolate cake and champagne -- I gave him the Drakes Uncharted Trilogy for his gift. He still hasn't started any of them yet. Tut tut...




Titty Texting Club Hong Kong Chapter? -- I saw this license plate and immediately thought of our TTC Queen, Miss King


Two of my high school buddies from London came to Hong Kong for a couple weeks so I showed them around the best I could...


We saw a cool caligraphy exhibition at City Hall


And went to sing kareoke for Will's 25th (which resulted in three whiskey shots being poured down my throat and me passing out -- but not after a sick ass rendition of Chop Suey....)






Had a gander at Occupy Hong Kong


Took the boys to Hong Kong Park where we checked out the greenhouse


and did a bit of bird watching...






Had a little too much fun in the children's playground as an astronaut


and skeleton hahaha!!


spent an extortianate amount of coins trying to win a gloomy bear pencil case...unsuccessfully. (But the boys loved the HK arcades!)


Then we were off to Ocean Park for rides in the rain...


...giant cuddly squid toys...


and a hammerhead hat to rule them all!


Even Tiamat's a fan


No trip to HK is complete without a visit to the pandas!!




Red pandas need love too...


Sea Dragon at the aquarium!!


And then I showed the boys what a real firework display looks like over Chinese New Year! Happy Year of the Dragon btw my minions!


Went to Tin Hau Temple for a look about...






Be like water my friend....


Crazy optical illusions at the science museum with Dave and Redefine00




Visited Po Lin Monastery in Lantau...


where you can see the biggest incense I've ever seen in my life, as well as the largest outdoor Buddha in the world!








aaand partied one more night before they left!!


Then an old friend of mine who I hadn't seen since I was 12 was in town, so I took her and her boyfriend out for a few nights on the town, it was awesome!!


Recieved this awesome new fan art!!

and then this weekend I partied with some mates at a D&B night which is pretty rare for HK


....Like I said! Life has been beyond awesome lately, and if you made it through all those pictures without your computer crashing on you GOOD FOR YOU! And now for the best news of all! I have a new set coming out in MR on the 7th of March! I shot this set last year with Sean at his house in LA, and I am really nervous and excited to see what you all think of it! So don't forget to keep your calenders marked, and your eyes peeled for 'Visiting' on the 7th of March. I have to run to yoga now, so let me leave you with a preview picture for now. And I'll update again as soon as I get a chance!!




BIG LOVE SG!!

England I'm coming for you soon, and I can't wait
<3

xxxx

First blog of the new year!!
Happy 2012 SG Land!!



First off, I want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who commented on Slicked and got it to the Front Page a couple weeks ago! I found out it was queued Christmas Day and it was such a lovely little Festivus miracle! Hearing it was going up after almost 6 months in MR was kinda unbelievable (in the best possible way)! So, yes!! Thank you to everyone who ever commented and of course thank you SG!! :3



Writeboy and I actually got together again not too long ago and shot our third set together, so hopefully that will be in the queue soon for all your viewing pleasure!! I'll be sure to share a few previews with you guys when that happens

That said, it's a new year (Thank the lord!) and there's so much to report already.

I've started doing yoga on a regular basis. My inspiration is my elder sister whose body now looks like it's been chiseled by the Gods themselves(she's been practising almost every day for the past 3 years now), and I'm envious. I won't lie. Besides building up muscle and helping me tone up, It's really helped to lift my mood and put my mind at ease. The goal is to go 3-4 times a week. So far I've been sticking with it!! I can't wait til I start getting good....

My New Years was sadly a trainwreck! I ended up in the hospital, and sadly not even because of getting too drunk or partying too hard -- but because my stomach ulcer started bleeding and I was in a ridiculous amount of pain. Ringing in the New Year alone in a public hospital was not high up there on my 'How I want to spend my NYE list' but yknow, at least I'm okay, and at least it wasn't anything more serious! And in case any of you are wondering, yes I'm okay now Thank you!

My sister is also back in LA and so I'm now without my better half here in Hong Kong, and I really miss her company. I feel like I'm going a little stir crazy, and have really been looking forward to heading back to the UK, and my cozy little apartment....That is, until I recieved word from my landlord yesterday that he is selling my flat. FML.

This means I have to fly back, stick all my shit in storage, and then start looking for a new apartment. Argh! I've lived at my little abode for the past 4 years, so even though sometimes I complain about wanting a change, it's all a little bittersweet. I'm going to miss my place so much! But I'm trying to focus on the positives. I'm gonna look for a new apartment with lots of natural lighting and maybe even a balcony too (if I can afford it...hahaha!) More on that as it happens though!!

And as always I'll end this blog with some photographs to better depict what else I've been upto since my last post.


baking cookies


dim sum with my sister




I made my first ever gingerbread house with my sister for Christmas last year :3 She totally made that tree in the window out of gumdrops. Girls got skillllll!


went out for drinks at a smokey bar and one too many lychee martinis made for a pretty horrific hangover the next day...





headed to a power yoga class with my sister on Christmas Day (I snapped this shot of her warming up at home beforehand)....


...which helped me feel a little less guilty about eating a big slice of this pumpkin cheesecake I had baked the for christmas pudding! :3


bought this ridiculous lip gloss cos, shit guys, it's called Pussy Twinkle Gloss.




went for a giant Chinese banquet in honor of my friend Kim's (on the right) birthday


these are traditional Chinese peach buns that are always served on birthdays...


which every year, without fail (and with some whiskey induced inspiration) turn into nipples. My sister was the first to revive this tradition...


followed by Eric


and the birthday girl


Then it was my not so memorable NYE


I noticed my boobs grew a little which is exciting...


The other day I did a bit of exploring with Redefine00, and we visited the HK Botanical gardens...the koi pond is epic!!


This little guy kept blowing us kisses


We also hit up the arcade and took sticker photos and I pretty much wanted every toy you could play for, but lack the necessary skills at crane games to get one.


The best part of the day however was when we were super stoned and were oohing and aahing over a newly opened chocolate store. The lady who worked there kindly offered us a free sample of chocolate each, 'it's milk chocolate' she told us, 'from belgium'. I ate mine without even looking at it, and suddenly redefine00 smacked me accross the chest and told me to look at the piece of chocolate she had been handed...I died.



Um. Yup. That's definitely people giving each other head you're looking at. Straight up. We named it sex chocolate, and she refuses to eat it. It's a thing of beauty. Lol.



Finally, the other week I took a trip down memory lane, and revisited some old pictures of me from when I was 19. I feel like such a different person now...does this look familiar to any of you ??


I think I look pretty similar, but with better eyebrows now, and less exciting hair. Please don't tell me I look older, I don't want to hear it. Hahaha

Well, that's it from me for tonight! I'm off to bed and tomorrow I'm gonna be watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo! Kinda stoked guys!!!

Big Love SG

xxxxx

What's Good SGLand?



So It's been almost two months since my last blog. I'm a bad, bad Elliott. Forgive me? :p I suppose it's mostly because my life has been a whole lot of boring lately, especially in comparison to the huge SG adventure in Norfolk back in September/October.

Mass amounts of gorgeous girls and perfect titties > Real life.

I'm back home in Hong Kong for the holidays already, and will be here for longer than I've ever stayed before. I'm hoping not to go entirely out of my mind living with the parents. Only time shall tell!! But having my baby Tiamat by my side certainly helps, and my sister is arriving for two weeks next week. So Huzzah!!! :3 Biggie and I are going to start up a fashion/food blog when she arrives, so I'll keep you updated on that. My sister is stupid hot, so you know it's gonna be good.

So what's new? Like I said not much! Arkham City and Drake's Deception both were beat by yours truly in under a week. I may or may not have shed a little tear over Drake's Deception. Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. And speaking of gaming...I was featured in a shoot for Vice Style as a gamer girl. My apartment was invaded by a mini crew for the shoot, we got high, and I played Drakes. Now you too can see my literal 'game face' and you better believe it's a blank dead stare with my mouth hanging open. Hot, right?? You can see the shoot here. Oh, and see all the Big Daddy/Big Sister and Vault Boy etc action figures featured in the background?? Those are totes mine. /Bragging

Other than destroying games with my amazing power of unemployment, I'm taking a photography course here in HK! I've saved up some money as well and am hoping to buy myself a prime lens...and start trying to shoot some sets for SG! Wish me luck!! It's something I'm really excited about...so ATTN hot ladies in the UK! Next year if you're interested in shooting together, shoot me a line!!!

Alright, well I'm going to head to the gym now (yes I've been gymming, hoping to hit my ideal weight and tone up my doughy physique) so I'm going to leave those of you who never read blogs with everyone's favourite...pictures!! I promise never to leave you guys hanging for so long ever again. <33



This is what I look like these days


From a trip to Chinatown for dim sum before I left London for HK


Amazing suprise present; doo-keys from tony969 <3


Awesomely named flowers that I think everyone on SG can appreciate.


Peanutbutter buttercream on vanilla cupcakes


Reunited with my baby, Tiamat. And it feels soh good. Here she is K.O. and totally blissed out.




This is her 'you just woke me up, and you don't have food?' face


A snippet of Ross' impressive Star Wars collection


Soon Tofu times with my good friend Mike


Rebellious bikers in Hong Kong just dgaf.


Panda snacks for people.


Pre-emptive Christmas cookie baking




Hanging out with cool trees


And even cooler people hahaha -- miss redefine00 <33


Went exploring with redefine00 at an allegedly Haunted House (Nam Koo Terrace)




Convinced my mom that despite the nudity and violence (my mom's a total prude) to watch Game of Thrones -- and recieved this text the other day. I loved it!


And finally can someone tell me why I keep finding amazing things like this plate in stores that I desperately want to own, but totally cannot afford?


Anyway that's it from me for today! Hope everyone's December is coming along nicely! I love the Christmas season -- so I'll be taking a lot of pictures. And as I said I promise to update again soon!! Til then, take care SGLand!

Big Love
xxxx

FUCK.
I just spent an hour updating my blog and it was eaten by the internet.

I had lots of lovely words all written out, but due to getting the middle finger from my firefox browser I'm afraid you'll all have to settle for just pictures and no words.

SG UK Holiday 2011 FTW!
Gogo, Cheri, Lass, Waikiki, Friskey, Katherine, BluMoon, Dwam, AnnaLee, Sean, and Missy -- Thank you for making it the best trip ever!!


London Tattoo Convention!


Eden, Radeo, GoGo, and me!


Radeo, Bow, and Gogo


Train ride to Norfolk....


Waiting for the lovely miss Katherine to come pick me up at Downham Market


Oh yes! The Mill, our home for the week


SG bums in the sun! Waikiki, Friskey, Sawa, and yours truly!


Fluffy animal hoods on beautiful girls


Shh! Quiet on set...


Hotties AnnaLee and Gogo in the kitchen making us something delicious!


Our resident baker AnnaLee spoiled us with homemade scones!




Sneaking shots of the unspeakably gorgeous Lass during her shoot with Waikiki




More gorgeous women cooking for us all (bliss!)


Home made gnocchi (and yes, it was AMAZING -- best meal of the trip!)


Dinner time


Early morning yoga


Heading off to help shoot Aisline with Waikiki and Lass


Amazing Aisline





Making silly faces with Lass (how is it I look crazy and she still looks adorable?!) hahaha!


On our way to location scout we ran into Friskey and Dwam shooting something sexy by the pear tree


Friskey!! The hottest and most adorable makeup artist in the world.


Hangin with my roomie new SG Katherine who is hiding her cute face


My flawless makeup!! Thanks to Friskey -- I've never felt so beautiful before in my life


Some behind the scenes from my shoot with the badass and beautiful Waikiki




My travel buddy Revenge is the cutest in the world, no?


Aaand back to London I go....

Needless to say the trip was amazing, the girls are all even hotter in person, and all of them sweet as pie. Of course it's nice to be back in my own bed, but when you just spent the week sharing beds with girls like Cheri and Katherine I'm not really sure that's much of a consolation prize. It's a hard life I lead, don't I know it.

Big Love SG!!!!
xxxx

First things first.

The hottest multi set known to this world, or even galaxy, or even the blasted universe is currently on the front page as I type this.


AnnaLee & GoGo - The Wolf Caught The Bird





This is the stuff of SG Legend people. And if you don't believe me,
see for yourself.

Now everything else I write will be absolutely 100 percent underwhelming, but I shall try my best to keep you interested regardless

Tonight is my last night in HK, and then it's back to London, and the sodding job search that seems never-ending. Wish me luck, minions! I am going to miss many things about Hong Kong, but I think perhaps I will miss my loving dog, Tiamat, the most. She's snuggled up next to me right now, and I don't think I could ever get tired of cuddles from her. Seriously.

Although I have to admit I'm ready to get back to my life in London, and there is something seriously exciting on the horizon for me in the UK, so I guess I can live with that. Some of you may know what I am referring to, but I like being aloof and leaving you all guessing so I'll just leave it at that.

Now, since I have less than 24 hours left in my hometown I'm gonna leave you guys with a photodump of my latest adventures and a promise for a meatier update when I get back to the UK.



While grocery shopping I happened accross this -- square watermelon is square. And also 2,500 HKD. (That's not cheap FYI)


My parents moved apartments, and it was extremely hectic, although thanks to the move I uncovered a lot of old and awesome photographs...


Like this beautifl one of my grandparents when they were in their 20s.


and some old modelling photos of my sister from when she was 16...


...can you say jailbait?? Lol!


I also went and saw a local free exhibition -- paper sculptures of famous people we know and love




my favourite was the spiderman one. It was titled 'young spiderman'


Of course I've also spent a lot of time with redefine00 we went to see Final Destination 5 in 3D. It was....stupid. But being stoned helped...


...even if this creepy dude did watch us the whole time we smoked...




and although I'm definitely not a boozer, I've been enjoying frozen margaritas a lot lately, when it's 34 degrees outside it just makes sense.


Finally to end the blog here are some obligatory Tiamat shots




and obligatory vanity shots too. (I wish I really had this awesome mermaid hair...)


but sadly it's just dark brown and short. I'm thinking maybe it's time I did something a bit crazy with it....

Anyhow that's it from me for today. Til next time!

Big Love SG!!!
xxx