WOO-HA! I bet you thought i was dead. What fucking magazine was I in in the UK? I should sue those limey bastards.
(Enter SG disclaimer Here) No wait, i love the UK. I'll visit when I'm not poor.
I almost did a set. I just have to get the time, plus i haven't really decided if i want to or not. I feel a little out-dated now. And i'm hardly ever on the site. I have been playing music lately and hanging out on the porch with *LINZ* we don't have a computer- but we've got plenty of cheap wine. I got a coon-hound puppy the other day. Other than the fucked up hound dog noises he makes, he's pretty fabulous. His name is Creedence, which is probably just a side effect of my "porch madness". I've also been playing a lot of Final Fantasy III because i'm old school as fuck.
Tomorrow is the exploding hearts tribute show, which i will crawl off the porch for and rock out for matlok and adam-two of the coolest boys i've had the pleasure of knowing in portland.

i am thinking about doing a new set but the way things are going you people won't see them for another ten million years or something. i have been having fun drinking port and worrying entirely too much about life. i miss spooky.

ride a motorcycle to new orleans.

jolene and i have somehow spent the last two nights at the First avenue and 7th street entry in minneapolis. (Of Purple Rain fame). Prince wasn't even there, what the fuck is that. This town has a surplus of rude people and sleezeballs. It has been fun here i guess but i can't wait to get back to portland, where people don't look at me weird. There are so many girls on this web site i can't really keep up. I don't expect i will be doing another set for a long long time, if i do one at all.
If i feel like an O-G, imagine how Rose must feel.
I bought some records here this weekend also.
MC5-babes in arms
Husker Du-Land Speed Record
and at the goodwill i found a pat benatar record, a copy or rumours and a bitchin' Tubes record featuring white punks on dope. It was quite a surprise to see that record cast away in between the teeming masses of Barry Manilow and Average White Band records. Fuckin' Sweet brah.

i've been having oodles and oodles of fun lately, hanging out with Mary a bit, she's pretty rad. Also consuming lots and lots of dark beer and trying to keep my self out of TOO much trouble. Roller skating has really been the pinnacle of the last 3 week's activities. Jolene can tear it the fuck up on the rink even when she's boozy. I on the other hand look like a drunk mummy on skates but no one gets hurt. I'm playing a show on saturday also and i'm scared to pieces.
i want to get elvis costello tattooed on my forearm. end.

i'll tell you why i'm pissed. i totally updated my journal the other day, and it was a great journal entry too, packed with lots of tales of all my whacky adventures in portland and all that. but then i came on the site today only to see the same old stinky journal entry from like 3 weeks ago. fix your fucking system spooky. fuck-dude.
anyway, there was a lot I wanted to say about how great the Locust was. oh wow. i wish they would have broken something or gotten naked however, but i can't really complain since they had those super fly fishnet ski mask costumes going on.

hi everybody.

i hope everyone had a not too depressing valentine's day. mine wasn't so depressing but it was totally uneventful. i am going out to lola's tonight to cut the rug.

spooky gave me a beck poster and we made some yummy brownies.

i am going to move to LA i think pretty soon. watch out LA. watch the fuck out.

I am starting to feel now more than ever that Queen totally rules.

Also, I have been viewing the television program "Digimon" everyday at 4 pm. I feel like "Digimon" is superior to the other anime children's series. I feel like the plot line is more developed, and the animation is more advanced than "Pokemon", though "Pokemon" has obviously acheived greater commercial success. Digimon has cooler characters and is obviously aimed at a more mature audience. My favorite character on "Digimon" is Koji. I like his clothes, and also i like when he spirit-evolves into "Lobomon". If you are ever faced with the decision of watching "Pokemon" or "Digimon" at 4pm, I suggest you watch "Digimon", which appears on the Fox network as opposed to the WB, which "Pokemon" appears on. If you are bored after watching "Digimon" i suggest you follow it up with "Yu-gi-oh!" which comes on at 4:30 on the WB. more on this later.

so i'm doing this whole single young adult thing. and oh wow does it suck. i'd just as soon sit at home and smoke pot all day and play guitar than try and impress some of the assholes that float my way. it's really not as easy as it looks folks. sometimes i just wish i could find a boy down enough to smoke pot and play guitar with me, and not expect me to bounce a fucking ball on my nose.

what a load of tripe that was.

i don't know why people write me emails. i don't write them back. i think i just adopted a general policy of not writing anyone back. today the guilt settled in. i was like, oh shit, i should write everyone back and give them opinions on their web sites and sketches and MP3's. and, oh shit, i should let this complete fucking stranger take me out on a romantic date. Thoughts like these do not provide much of an impetus for change however. So don't take it personally if i don't return your emails. The passage of time is giving me the sensation of really not giving a shit. But i'm sure you're band is really good. really. good.
so i'm stranded at the computer lab at PSU. maybe spooky will give me a ride in his fancy-pants mercedes. (bling-bling?)