thanks to everyone for teaching me how to use those new-fangled "message boards". i'm not good at "figuring things out".

Do you know that Missy and Spooky have not even given me a code to use the site yet? I know, what a complete bag of ass. I can't post on any of the message boards. So i am responding now. There is one board concerning what one should do if one sees a suicide girl walking down the street, and one of the comments on the board says something about girls on the site probably having emotional problems. And i'm sure you weren't referring to all of us (especially not me if you know what's good for you bitch), but i havent met any suicide girls with emotional problems yet (except a couple though i'm sure it works to their advantage) including me if you can believe it (it's true! no childhood trauma here!). I mean jeez it's not like we're on this site getting humped by german shepherds or something. So i show some tits and ass, sure. And in return i get paid, and i got to make some rad new friends,and i got a nifty little picture cd to wow whatever dorky guy i happen to be dating at the time. Anyway i know "whether or not the suicide girls have emotional problems" isn't the topic of that particular board. So in reaction to another comment on the board i will say this, though i can't speak for all the girls. If you see me and come up to talk to me and i act like a bitch, it's probably because you're being creepy. a'ight. If anyone recognizes me on the street, sure, come up and say hello, yell my fake name at me from 3 blocks down the street, we'll make some awkward conversation and smoke a cigarette and then i'll probably politely excuse myself from the situation unless you are unbelievably cute and wearing a Queen t-shirt. Sorry to whoever had to read this.
all of this is irrelevant though however because i don't think you would recognize me without that red hair. i will never write this much in my journal again. ack.

Wow you guys were really pissed that I didn't think that you read my journal entries. I got some angry emails. So okay, i guess i will work a little harder at giving you guys the scoop on my mundain lifestyle. But not right now, because i am trying to watch a movie.

Today i drank PBR, I smoked a doobie and listened to fucking Jets to Brazil.
No one reads these dumb things anyway huh?

jesus christ. i feel like an absolute bitch for not mentioning in my journal how cool missy and spooky are. Sorry if i forgot, because i had a really rockin' time the other night at SGHQ. All the chicks seemed super cool and made me wish that i had better tattoos.

Today Jolene came back from Las Vegas. We watched snow white.

jesus christ. i feel like an absolute bitch for not mentioning in my journal how cool missy and spooky are. Sorry if i forgot, because i had a really rockin' time the other night at SGHQ. All the chicks seemed super cool and made me wish that i had better tattoos.

Today Jolene came back from Las Vegas. We watched snow white.

hi. i'm going to take advantage of this oppurtunity and plug my friends band. I know it's cheap, but whatever. My good good buddies are in a wonderful band called Morse Code Heartbeat, and their record should be coming out very soon. And, if you are in portland i will have you know that they need shows very very badly, so if you are throwing a kegger or own a club or a barmitzvah, whatever, you should give them a call at 503 892 8846. Do you like Cave-in? Do you like Botch? Do you like Failure? Ok, you will like these guys too. Right. So anyway they fucking rule. If you were wondering about me, i will have you know that i am doing fine and smoking mass quantities of pot while listening to the Beastie Boys. word.

also: if you wrote me an email and didn't get a reply yet it's probably just
because missy didn't give me my email stuff until today so don't get all butt hurt or anything.

hi. i checked out my message boards, and so many of you that wrote seem to be convinced that I have green eyes, when in fact my eyes are blue. but thanks anyway. word.