nevermind.

i guess i WAS hitting the snacks a little hard last winter. oops. i accidentally went back to waify again. but winter weight is on it's way. thanks for noticing.

i bought a roland tr-707 drum machine. isn't that neat?

alright you vultures. i'm doing another couple of sets this week, but it's just so i can buy a new pair of sneakers. if you see me in L.A. don't approach me or i'll bite your nose like the penguin in Batman Returns.

here's a picture of my dog. it's from his "naughty librarian" set. go jerk off you fucking sicko.

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i hate looking at naked pictures of myself. it's stupid.

move out of iowa, or wherever the fuck it is you are from.

ok. i'm sorry for criticizing the dating option. I guess that could be a nice resource for people who are into that sort of thing. I guess going to the bar and making out with some random could be seen as just as bad if not worse, and i guess i've done that before. yes, well, i'm not going to fill out my dating profile because i think it's pretty clear what i'm into already and most members are pretty sketchy to be honest. come on, admit it, you're a little sketchy.

um yuck. since when did this become a dating web site. yuck.

funny. i'm going to see dead moon tonight.

records for you to buy:

coachwhips- bangers vs. fuckers
oblivians- soul food
dan melchior and the broke revue- oldtime future shock
hunches- yes. no. shut it.

go forth and rock.