About Me

...is made of clockparts & broken glass and spends far too much admiring fictional personae from afar. Randomly, she is piecing herself back together during a commercial break...

gender: SG

age: 35 (Aug 31, 1972)

occupation: semistarving novelist/cubicle monkey/celebrity asshole

i lost my virginity: ...please return if found.

heroes: the characters in my head.

sign: virgin/twins

most humbling moment: ...there are so damn many...

stats: smallish. fey. sparkly. annoying as fuck.