Hi you guys! First off, I'm going to Detroit next week, then hoping over to Vegas on Saturday so if anybody wants to be down send me a message.
I just finished reading The Tipping Point which was pretty good, a quick read. It's nice when I read a book that I agree with, instead of spending my time coming up with counters for each argument. I've moved on to The Art of Seduction, like I need it.
My brain has been a little lazy so I'm trying to get back into the swing of things.
So whens the last time you were at a legit house party? I'm proud to say Saturday night I was at the best house party I have ever been to. They had all the essential house party elements: Keg, Food, More Beer, UFC Fighting, and other UNMENTIONABLES
. I'm a big UFC fan so it was sweet!!!! Chuck Lidell got his ass handed to him! But the worse part was I didn't bet on the fight!!! I could have made so much money! Oh well I'm not a big gambler.
After the party like always I wanted to stop and get some junk food to shove in my face before passing out, so we stopped at Store24, but it was closed. What the hell is up with that?
I wouldn't make such a big deal about it if this was the first time it happened, but this is like the third time I've gone to a Store24 and it was closed. Your name is Store24!! I want some ice cream dammit! I'm gonna write a nasty letter, when I want a pretzels at 3am I expect them to live up to the name. I'm over it.
Well it's a short week, and vacation is coming!!! This weekend should be fun, but I'm holding out for Vegas.
I just finished reading The Tipping Point which was pretty good, a quick read. It's nice when I read a book that I agree with, instead of spending my time coming up with counters for each argument. I've moved on to The Art of Seduction, like I need it.
So whens the last time you were at a legit house party? I'm proud to say Saturday night I was at the best house party I have ever been to. They had all the essential house party elements: Keg, Food, More Beer, UFC Fighting, and other UNMENTIONABLES
After the party like always I wanted to stop and get some junk food to shove in my face before passing out, so we stopped at Store24, but it was closed. What the hell is up with that?
I wouldn't make such a big deal about it if this was the first time it happened, but this is like the third time I've gone to a Store24 and it was closed. Your name is Store24!! I want some ice cream dammit! I'm gonna write a nasty letter, when I want a pretzels at 3am I expect them to live up to the name. I'm over it.
Well it's a short week, and vacation is coming!!! This weekend should be fun, but I'm holding out for Vegas.
My mother love to talk way to much. She loves to talk about herself mostly, but don't know if this is because I'm generally unresponsive or she is just that self centered. There have been several instances where I have put down the phone, walked away, did something in another room, came back to the phone, and she was still going strong like I never left the conversation. WHO DOES THAT?!?!
It wouldn't be so bad if it was every once and a while, but I mean EVERY SINGLE time we talk, it's the same thing. I know it's not just me, my dad says the same thing. (My parents have been divorced for about 20 yrs, but recently they sparked a best friend type relationship, CREEPPY but its pretty cool). Anyhow, my dad says its the same way when he talks to here. BLAH, BLAH BLABBITTY BLAH.
Whew! That felt good to get off my chest. As you can tell we just wrapped up a conversation. Or at least she did, and I checked my messages
Later, I need a salad.
It wouldn't be so bad if it was every once and a while, but I mean EVERY SINGLE time we talk, it's the same thing. I know it's not just me, my dad says the same thing. (My parents have been divorced for about 20 yrs, but recently they sparked a best friend type relationship, CREEPPY but its pretty cool). Anyhow, my dad says its the same way when he talks to here. BLAH, BLAH BLABBITTY BLAH.
Whew! That felt good to get off my chest. As you can tell we just wrapped up a conversation. Or at least she did, and I checked my messages
Later, I need a salad.
Hey there! I'm back from vacation!
So to bring you up to speed, right before I left, I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. There was just too much to do, with too little time. I'm not the type of person to really stress out about stuff, but ..............................sometimes things really get to you.
So anyway I was really stressed out to the breaking point, so I decided to just go to DC. I have friends down there and there was a MCR/Muse concert. (Just in case you were wondering, they were both FANTASTIC!) The highlight was when we decided to tailgate beforehand, and got busted by some cornball undercover cops! It was pretty awesome! Who ever heard of a dry lot? I dry parking lot, outside an open air concert? The whole situation was sketchy, especially when they started asking us for ID's and stuff like that, so I was skeptical. But I was the only girl in the group (as always) so I decided to let the boys deal with it. All in all it wasn't too bad, but it was a buzz kill, considering we had about 10 beers left.
Let's see, then Sat...............was a long, short day. Meaning it was a long day, but I got really drunk so I don't remember all of it. We went to a kick ass bbq, then from there hit the clubs. I don't remember the club, but I know we had a kick ass time.
Sun...............baseball (Nats vs Mets). More beer. Then another bbq, followed by a healthy game of RISK! I was in control of Asia, which is a natural disadvantage, but I was in the top 3 (out of 6).
Then Mon I came home. So, now I'm back rested and more relaxed
So to bring you up to speed, right before I left, I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. There was just too much to do, with too little time. I'm not the type of person to really stress out about stuff, but ..............................sometimes things really get to you.
So anyway I was really stressed out to the breaking point, so I decided to just go to DC. I have friends down there and there was a MCR/Muse concert. (Just in case you were wondering, they were both FANTASTIC!) The highlight was when we decided to tailgate beforehand, and got busted by some cornball undercover cops! It was pretty awesome! Who ever heard of a dry lot? I dry parking lot, outside an open air concert? The whole situation was sketchy, especially when they started asking us for ID's and stuff like that, so I was skeptical. But I was the only girl in the group (as always) so I decided to let the boys deal with it. All in all it wasn't too bad, but it was a buzz kill, considering we had about 10 beers left.
Let's see, then Sat...............was a long, short day. Meaning it was a long day, but I got really drunk so I don't remember all of it. We went to a kick ass bbq, then from there hit the clubs. I don't remember the club, but I know we had a kick ass time.
Sun...............baseball (Nats vs Mets). More beer. Then another bbq, followed by a healthy game of RISK! I was in control of Asia, which is a natural disadvantage, but I was in the top 3 (out of 6).
Then Mon I came home. So, now I'm back rested and more relaxed
I hope everyone is having a great weekend. this was just a nice weekend to do whatever the hell you wanna do, and I loved every second of it. Friday night i checked out a preview for this new rice/noodles/stir fry place downtown. it was really good! but mor importantly it was really free! I didn't realize that places will do this, but it was like a focus group i guess, and an opportunity to train, or ween out staff before you officialy open. Anyway, it was was great for me and my guest.
Then sat (by the way I went to bed really early, it was a long week), i woke up really earlier, text my girls, and went out to the nail spa, shopping and drinks. It was really cute, really girly. I feel like I haven't done stuff like that in a while, so i forgot how much fun it is. so we just hung out all day, shopping and doing girly shit.
Then we came home (to my place) and hung out for a while. another friend came over later, we played playstation for a while, had some drinks, then he left. Then it was late, but............i stayed up for a while
.
i guess my point is its been a really cool, chill out and do whatever weekend.
oh yeah i bought more shoes and bags. LOTS OF ACCESORIES!
Then sat (by the way I went to bed really early, it was a long week), i woke up really earlier, text my girls, and went out to the nail spa, shopping and drinks. It was really cute, really girly. I feel like I haven't done stuff like that in a while, so i forgot how much fun it is. so we just hung out all day, shopping and doing girly shit.
Then we came home (to my place) and hung out for a while. another friend came over later, we played playstation for a while, had some drinks, then he left. Then it was late, but............i stayed up for a while
i guess my point is its been a really cool, chill out and do whatever weekend.
oh yeah i bought more shoes and bags. LOTS OF ACCESORIES!
So I'm BACK! YYEEEAHHHH!
But I wish I had some awesome reason why I've been away, but I don't. I've basically been taking care of business so I can maintain my lifestyle. That's pretty much how I justify spending 50+ hours of my life working. But I did have one slight highlight.
SHOES WiITH TOE CLEAVAGE!!!! I love shoes with toe cleave! I swear I have 3 pairs of the same shoe from ALDO for that reason. Unfortunalty I liked them so much I've worn down the heel on all 3 pairs, but BEHOLD in the Pittsburg Airport Nine West, I found a pair exactly like um.
Not only do they give me the toe cleave, but I also get the side boob (or I guess side foot). You know where the cut of the shoe exposes the side of your foot, almost to the bottom). I get really excited about shoes! Shoes and booze! and make up! and guns! and sex! You know the simple things in life.
Besides that I spent the weekend in my bathrobe. Sat-Mon I wore a bathrobe, drank vodka and/or gin, worked, and sometimes watched my new cable. Oh yeah I got cable last week. I basically gave into peer pressure. I can live with the basic 10 or so channels, but damn my friends! Anyhow, I now understand why people seem so stupid to me, cause they are. Watch MTV for a while and you'll get the point. I've now added "crashing a Super Sweet 16" party, getting wasted and stripping on top of some little brat's new Lexus, to the top of my "things to do before I die" list. (I'm not a hater, I promise. I just don't like the way these girls are disrespectful to their parents and the way they treat their friends/associates on the show. It sets a really bad example of how to build relationships and the value of material possessions)
Oh yeah great segway..........I volunteered at a Women's shelter also. It was an eye opener! I was surprised to see so many girls my age.......actually I think I was just surprised in general, since I didn't know what to expect. Well I served a 3 course lunch and helped with clean up. Not much, but it was something. I was proud of myself, and I think I may make it a bi-monthly thing, depending on my schedule.
See I'm not just a party girl/professional drinker, I do other stuff too
But I wish I had some awesome reason why I've been away, but I don't. I've basically been taking care of business so I can maintain my lifestyle. That's pretty much how I justify spending 50+ hours of my life working. But I did have one slight highlight.
SHOES WiITH TOE CLEAVAGE!!!! I love shoes with toe cleave! I swear I have 3 pairs of the same shoe from ALDO for that reason. Unfortunalty I liked them so much I've worn down the heel on all 3 pairs, but BEHOLD in the Pittsburg Airport Nine West, I found a pair exactly like um.
Besides that I spent the weekend in my bathrobe. Sat-Mon I wore a bathrobe, drank vodka and/or gin, worked, and sometimes watched my new cable. Oh yeah I got cable last week. I basically gave into peer pressure. I can live with the basic 10 or so channels, but damn my friends! Anyhow, I now understand why people seem so stupid to me, cause they are. Watch MTV for a while and you'll get the point. I've now added "crashing a Super Sweet 16" party, getting wasted and stripping on top of some little brat's new Lexus, to the top of my "things to do before I die" list. (I'm not a hater, I promise. I just don't like the way these girls are disrespectful to their parents and the way they treat their friends/associates on the show. It sets a really bad example of how to build relationships and the value of material possessions)
Oh yeah great segway..........I volunteered at a Women's shelter also. It was an eye opener! I was surprised to see so many girls my age.......actually I think I was just surprised in general, since I didn't know what to expect. Well I served a 3 course lunch and helped with clean up. Not much, but it was something. I was proud of myself, and I think I may make it a bi-monthly thing, depending on my schedule.
See I'm not just a party girl/professional drinker, I do other stuff too
Hey Everybody!!!
Sorry I've been so distant for the past week, but I had some stuff to take care of. It took a lot of my time up, but I'll be back in full force tomorrow. I have a lot tell you.................
Sorry I've been so distant for the past week, but I had some stuff to take care of. It took a lot of my time up, but I'll be back in full force tomorrow. I have a lot tell you.................
Awesome Effie was in town last night. Everything is kinda a fuzzy blur, but Poppy ur awesome!!! Thanks so much!
Like I said last week, I like to drink and have fun doing it, but there are two things I need to fix before the summer really gets here.
1.) I FALL DOWN FOR NO REASON!
Last night I fell down over a table. I don't know why. No one pushed me. I just lost all my motor skills. It's a good thing I'm never embarrassed by anything, because anyone else would have retreated to the bathroom in shame. Me?................ppppffff, WHATEVER! Gimme another drink!
I think I told you guys about the time I fell with the apple pie and ice cream off the bed, then the time............................ wait I think you get the idea.
How can I stop doing this, or at least cut down on my spills? (and don't say stop drinking so much! Not an option). I have the biggest lump on my forearm from my spill last night. I would rather have a hangover.
I guess the group of guys with me and my friend thought I was trashed, but it's just me! I get really crazy and have no sense of right/wrong, up/down, etc/etc/etc. I like being the type of person who just doesn't care. I do what I want! But the falling is becoming annoying.
2.) I TALK TOO MUCH
If I offended anyone last night I apologize! I'm not saying I did, I just may have. I called some friends last night and went on and On and ON and ON. I guess I said some pretty inappropriate things. The good thing is they know me and know that I was drunk and stupid. But what about the people who don't know me? They should know that I'm warm and fuzzy Effie. The sweet, kind, girl that I am.
I mean I don't start fights or stuff like that............I just give alot of TMI. I may tell a total stranger my butt itches, or something like that. It's weird. (for the record my but doesn't itch, thank you).
I wasn't joking when I said summer was coming. It's just gonna get worse
Stay tuned!!!
Like I said last week, I like to drink and have fun doing it, but there are two things I need to fix before the summer really gets here.
1.) I FALL DOWN FOR NO REASON!
Last night I fell down over a table. I don't know why. No one pushed me. I just lost all my motor skills. It's a good thing I'm never embarrassed by anything, because anyone else would have retreated to the bathroom in shame. Me?................ppppffff, WHATEVER! Gimme another drink!
I think I told you guys about the time I fell with the apple pie and ice cream off the bed, then the time............................ wait I think you get the idea.
How can I stop doing this, or at least cut down on my spills? (and don't say stop drinking so much! Not an option). I have the biggest lump on my forearm from my spill last night. I would rather have a hangover.
I guess the group of guys with me and my friend thought I was trashed, but it's just me! I get really crazy and have no sense of right/wrong, up/down, etc/etc/etc. I like being the type of person who just doesn't care. I do what I want! But the falling is becoming annoying.
2.) I TALK TOO MUCH
If I offended anyone last night I apologize! I'm not saying I did, I just may have. I called some friends last night and went on and On and ON and ON. I guess I said some pretty inappropriate things. The good thing is they know me and know that I was drunk and stupid. But what about the people who don't know me? They should know that I'm warm and fuzzy Effie. The sweet, kind, girl that I am.
I mean I don't start fights or stuff like that............I just give alot of TMI. I may tell a total stranger my butt itches, or something like that. It's weird. (for the record my but doesn't itch, thank you).
I wasn't joking when I said summer was coming. It's just gonna get worse
So last night was the first night in a really long time that I got TRASHED!!!! Here's what I can remember............
1. Went to Indian Restaurant for dinner. Came back home, waiting for my friends from NYC to arrive.
2. 11pm pick up friends, go to bars.
3. Started drinking Harpoon IPA, then switched to Jack, then 2 Petron shots, then I don't remember
When I came to we were at home, and my other friend had showed up with his Great Dane. I freaked out to see this huge dog just sitting in my kitchen, besides the fact that my kitty was having a heart attack.
I guess I just passed out, or at least that's what I was told. But I'm glad that I did. What usually happens when I get really drunk is the appearance of my friend "Awesome Effie". Awesome Effie is my alter ego who shows up to throw drinks and tell everyone how much awesomer (not a word) she is than them. Then she racks up huge bar tabs, because she's so awesome that I buy everyone drinks. I've since stopped taking credit cards with me when I go out.
Then there are the times that really Awesome Effie shows up and does things like: after leaving Denny's for a really late night splurge fest, we (myself and 20 or so friends) were walking out the door, so I decided to scream, "Let's all go back to the hotel and have a orgy!" Mind you I was the only girl in the group, I stood on a table, and Denny's was packed. It was entertaining.
Its hands down the funniest thing you will ever see, but I feel really bad in the morning. I can be really cruel.
I should have known better. I'm an experienced drinker. I woke up this morning bright and early with no hangover. My body is weird like that. I love it.
Well it's a beautiful day! I think were going to get some sangria and people watch.

1. Went to Indian Restaurant for dinner. Came back home, waiting for my friends from NYC to arrive.
2. 11pm pick up friends, go to bars.
3. Started drinking Harpoon IPA, then switched to Jack, then 2 Petron shots, then I don't remember
When I came to we were at home, and my other friend had showed up with his Great Dane. I freaked out to see this huge dog just sitting in my kitchen, besides the fact that my kitty was having a heart attack.
I guess I just passed out, or at least that's what I was told. But I'm glad that I did. What usually happens when I get really drunk is the appearance of my friend "Awesome Effie". Awesome Effie is my alter ego who shows up to throw drinks and tell everyone how much awesomer (not a word) she is than them. Then she racks up huge bar tabs, because she's so awesome that I buy everyone drinks. I've since stopped taking credit cards with me when I go out.
Then there are the times that really Awesome Effie shows up and does things like: after leaving Denny's for a really late night splurge fest, we (myself and 20 or so friends) were walking out the door, so I decided to scream, "Let's all go back to the hotel and have a orgy!" Mind you I was the only girl in the group, I stood on a table, and Denny's was packed. It was entertaining.
Its hands down the funniest thing you will ever see, but I feel really bad in the morning. I can be really cruel.
I should have known better. I'm an experienced drinker. I woke up this morning bright and early with no hangover. My body is weird like that. I love it.
Well it's a beautiful day! I think were going to get some sangria and people watch.
I've been a bad girl neglecting my blog, but honestly I wanted to spare you the bordom. Then it dawned on me...........I've never really introduced myself or anything on the site.
So why SG?........................
I swear I remeber seeing SG profiled on "Real Sex" when I was like 12 (I think), and I remember saying "that is awesome, I wanna be a Suicide Girl !!!!!". So here we are. I think things tend to work full circle. So here I am. My first set
, Second set (admittely not awesome)
, then came Steve
. We rocked it! The pics came out great!!!!! I just can't wait till they go up. Fingers crossed
What else made me want to be on SG? the awesome girls that are already on here. I met a few girls last summer at the Tattoo Convention and you guys were so sweet!!!! and Fractal was very helpful. I like to be around awesome people with great personalities, so when we met I was even more pumped.
So here I am! Yeh mmmmeeeee!
So the guns and weapons?........................
I like guns. What? Really I do. If you wanna come shooting at the range with me let me know. I've been waiting to try out some new toys. Since I'm on a short vacation, I've go nothing but time.
I enjoy other things too..............like partying, really really hard. Although I have to be careful lately. I tend to forget things. Last week I guess when I came home I fixed apple pie, got naked, tried to sit on the bed but toppled over. At no point did any of my friend realize I was drunk, till I fell over naked at home. When I woke up I had caked up pie in my hair, but I didn't know what it was. (Nor did I remember getting home, making pie, or getting naked.) I had to call my friend to find out what happened. My friend are used to seeing me naked at this point, it goes with the territory.
I'm sure theres more to it/me, but I gotta kick someones ass in Mortal Kombat right now. Later!!!


So why SG?........................
I swear I remeber seeing SG profiled on "Real Sex" when I was like 12 (I think), and I remember saying "that is awesome, I wanna be a Suicide Girl !!!!!". So here we are. I think things tend to work full circle. So here I am. My first set
What else made me want to be on SG? the awesome girls that are already on here. I met a few girls last summer at the Tattoo Convention and you guys were so sweet!!!! and Fractal was very helpful. I like to be around awesome people with great personalities, so when we met I was even more pumped.
So here I am! Yeh mmmmeeeee!
So the guns and weapons?........................
I like guns. What? Really I do. If you wanna come shooting at the range with me let me know. I've been waiting to try out some new toys. Since I'm on a short vacation, I've go nothing but time.
I enjoy other things too..............like partying, really really hard. Although I have to be careful lately. I tend to forget things. Last week I guess when I came home I fixed apple pie, got naked, tried to sit on the bed but toppled over. At no point did any of my friend realize I was drunk, till I fell over naked at home. When I woke up I had caked up pie in my hair, but I didn't know what it was. (Nor did I remember getting home, making pie, or getting naked.) I had to call my friend to find out what happened. My friend are used to seeing me naked at this point, it goes with the territory.
I'm sure theres more to it/me, but I gotta kick someones ass in Mortal Kombat right now. Later!!!

So I've been away for a while!!!! Here the low down!
So I went to Tucson last week and it was perfect. I only wish I stayed longer. It was 90 degrees of heaven wrapped in sunshine. But I only go to enjoy it for brief moment as a darted all around town. Next time, more pics, promise. I was running the entire time I didn't get any good pics of the mountains, but they are beautiful. Trust me.
So since I'm new girl in town I'll explain what my life is like when I'm on the road. Yes most everything revolves around the hotel room, cause it your home away from home. You gotta find ways to make the hotel rooms like home. The first thing I do is get the bathroom all set with the arsenal. As long as I have the cosmetics it feels like home

And the work station
They I gott handle the bed! Always pull the covers off your hotel bed, you never know who's juices are all over them
. Sorry I'm a little gross. I always request 4 extra pillow, I just love pillows!!!! I like to curl up on top of all of them and fall alseep.


The hotel staff usually think I'm trying to annoy them, but I like to be comfy. So for my next trip, I promise I'll have actual photos of the places I go besides my hotel room. This last trip just kept me on the go.
Hey does anyone know a cool place to go in OKC?
So I went to Tucson last week and it was perfect. I only wish I stayed longer. It was 90 degrees of heaven wrapped in sunshine. But I only go to enjoy it for brief moment as a darted all around town. Next time, more pics, promise. I was running the entire time I didn't get any good pics of the mountains, but they are beautiful. Trust me.
So since I'm new girl in town I'll explain what my life is like when I'm on the road. Yes most everything revolves around the hotel room, cause it your home away from home. You gotta find ways to make the hotel rooms like home. The first thing I do is get the bathroom all set with the arsenal. As long as I have the cosmetics it feels like home
And the work station
They I gott handle the bed! Always pull the covers off your hotel bed, you never know who's juices are all over them
The hotel staff usually think I'm trying to annoy them, but I like to be comfy. So for my next trip, I promise I'll have actual photos of the places I go besides my hotel room. This last trip just kept me on the go.
Hey does anyone know a cool place to go in OKC?

