Flip

DATE: Apr 28, 2003   PHOTOGRAPHER: Erin

“Echo has been on the site for awhile. She is an old school SG. She wins hands down for having the strangest fan boy ever. He was one of those Ren-fair guys who only wrote in olde English, my fair maiden and that. He posted a topic on the boards about how Echo was a "dreamer" and how he was a dream teacher. It was critical that she contact him immediately so that she could be instructed in the ways of a dreamer, the fate of the world depended on it. We can all thank Mr. Dreamer for all the dotcoms going bust, the lack of IKEA's in Portland, the slow postal system, and all other injustices the world has ever thrown at you. They are all Mr. Dreamer's fault because he was unwilling to pay the cash to join this site and get Echo's e-mail address to recruit her into his crime fighting team of super dreamers.

It is a good thing we have Echo here on the site protecting us all from further injustices. Her beautiful presence at least eases the pain caused by all the bad things in the world.”