"If i was a chick I'd want to be like dylan. If I was like her I'd be pretty much the same as I am now, but i'd be way more pretty and I'd have a way nicer hiney.

She's still a total bummer though."

"Dylan is responsible for the best journal entry ever on SG. it was called "Walking With Llamas"."

"Dylan makes amazing wool sweatbands that rock the disco! Everyone should own some!"

"Wonderfully thoughtful in sending the best care packages. Plus, y'know, pretty damn cute and has brilliant journal entries."

"Super Cute, Super Hot, and I would eat her all up Yum "

"Dylan is creamy and smooth, like a fine cheesecake!
"

"great taste in...well, everything, a face to leave you blushing, the body of a marble goddess, and a fantastic sense of humor. this chica makes me laugh and occasionaly have to grind my crotch into my chair! one saucy, precocious little imp!"

"Ive known this girl for a while now and she quickly became one of the best people Ive ever met, so I figured Id write a proper testimonial here.

Its weird when you come upon a total stranger who you suddenly have an affinity with, especially when they're miles away most of the time and you only seen them every couple of or few months, but its always definatly there. One of those few people who you instantly know everything about within the first conversation you have with them and you have no idea how. You can almost predict what they're going to say, but that doesnt ever mean its stale when they say it because you already like them too much to be bored. They become one of the friends who stick around for (I assume, or at least I hope) the rest of your life in some capacity. I certainly think Ive got it here. Dylan is someone who, no matter what happens, I'll always try and have around or be around some how. Im pretty sure Im not the only person who plans to do this either, theres probably a whole bunch of us.

Whichever career I end up in (assuming its one of the ones I want) I plan to always make sure she's there; the first person I think of if I need a model for a music video, a subject in some piece of art, a lead actress in...anything (particularly if its horror), someone to help me come up with ideas for a sitcom to stop me ripping off Black Books, someone to pine over Bruce Campbell with, someone to geek-out over wrestling with, someone to mock for owning an Xbox or liking Mortal Kombat, someone to talk to about anything or nothing.

I could keep going with this but its getting long and Im wary of looking creepy. I could talk about how intelligent and interesting she is, how funny she is or how much fun she is to be around, how great she is to talk to whether its good or bad, how beautiful she is and how she has the whole "smile that could light up a room/entire office block" thing going on and an animated face with big bright eyes that all draws you right in when you first see her, but she's beat me to it just by being herself all over her profile and making it all very obvious, without even knowing it.

Sorry if I look sappy, perhaps even stalkerish but this seemed like a good place to completely gush about a wonderful friend and wonderful person. Someone who I kind of feel like Ive neglected a bit recently but who I would never take for granted, and I urge anyone else lucky enough to be a friend of hers not to get complacent about it either.

Anyway this has gone on far too long. Bottom line is if you know her make the most of it, if you dont then get talking to her snappy quick.

Heres to forever.





PS: Dylan is gay (OMG HEEL!!!1)"

"pretty and funny. i didn't realise she was an SG when I met her! maybe that's because she seemed so nice. She's cool this one. "