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Alright, so yesterday neurotic_angel and our friend Dorker and I were dealing witht he epitamy of stupid girls! As I have metioned before I model, but I dont get paid and I dont consider myself a model. This is for several reasons:
1. I eat. Simple as that some of these girls live on the breath mint and water diet....GROSS!
2. I am too big. 130 pounds ladies and gentlemen!!! yupp...makes me too "fat " as a scout once politley worded it
3. Im pale. I rock the pale look! apparently skin cancer is sexy though so I have no future as a model.
4. I have an IQ above 50.
Now Im sorry if your offended by this. There is obviously exceptions to everything...but not enough! Hopefully society will get its head out of its ass and pretty, healthy girls can rock it on the runway in Milan. Thankfully they passed a new law recently: you wanna model runway u have to weigh atleast 100 pounds. Its a start i guess...
but back to wat I was saying..From 9am to 10pm we were surrounded by hairspray and tan! AAAAAAAAH!!! picture a room with 60 models, only half of them eat and then the hairstylist, the assistants and of course the fabulously gay boys! It made for quite a day. Dorker is tall, skinny and darker skinned but even she didnt fit in with these girls! ... and believe it or not some of them actually ate!!
Not only that, but two ppl actually laughed when I made a joke about the models eating!
I actually ran away with neurotic_angel and hid in my favorite tattoo shop to bitch about the plastic bitches! hahahaha Brandon and Dave at Hanger 18 are probably the only reason we didnt kill everyone! THANKS GUYS! lol and Then to add to our experience we brought McDonalds back and ate it infront of the skinny lil bitches! bahahahahaha!
....I never want to be back stage with that m,any plastic, tanned, fake bitches ever again!!!!! man oh man....
well i hope y'all enjoy the rant!
xo
1. I eat. Simple as that some of these girls live on the breath mint and water diet....GROSS!
2. I am too big. 130 pounds ladies and gentlemen!!! yupp...makes me too "fat " as a scout once politley worded it
3. Im pale. I rock the pale look! apparently skin cancer is sexy though so I have no future as a model.
4. I have an IQ above 50.
Now Im sorry if your offended by this. There is obviously exceptions to everything...but not enough! Hopefully society will get its head out of its ass and pretty, healthy girls can rock it on the runway in Milan. Thankfully they passed a new law recently: you wanna model runway u have to weigh atleast 100 pounds. Its a start i guess...
but back to wat I was saying..From 9am to 10pm we were surrounded by hairspray and tan! AAAAAAAAH!!! picture a room with 60 models, only half of them eat and then the hairstylist, the assistants and of course the fabulously gay boys! It made for quite a day. Dorker is tall, skinny and darker skinned but even she didnt fit in with these girls! ... and believe it or not some of them actually ate!!
Not only that, but two ppl actually laughed when I made a joke about the models eating! I actually ran away with neurotic_angel and hid in my favorite tattoo shop to bitch about the plastic bitches! hahahaha Brandon and Dave at Hanger 18 are probably the only reason we didnt kill everyone! THANKS GUYS! lol and Then to add to our experience we brought McDonalds back and ate it infront of the skinny lil bitches! bahahahahaha!
....I never want to be back stage with that m,any plastic, tanned, fake bitches ever again!!!!! man oh man....
well i hope y'all enjoy the rant!
xo
