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I'm starting to regret shaving off most of my hair a few weeks ago. I thought it'd be liberating and low maintainance...but it's actually more effort to 'do' it now than it was when I had loads.
Ah well, it grows...
Ah well, it grows...
I'm so very ill.
I haven't been able to talk for about 3 days and I keep coughing up little lung goblins. I hate coughing. I have a rubbish gag reflex and if I cough to hard, it makes me retch. Also, I can't breathe through my nose so while I'm coughing, I'm pretty much suffocating and then I panic and cough worse and...oh dear, it's all terribly annoying.
Oh the plus side, I have a VERY important meeting tomorrow, so wish me luck! And then funtimes
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I haven't been able to talk for about 3 days and I keep coughing up little lung goblins. I hate coughing. I have a rubbish gag reflex and if I cough to hard, it makes me retch. Also, I can't breathe through my nose so while I'm coughing, I'm pretty much suffocating and then I panic and cough worse and...oh dear, it's all terribly annoying.
Oh the plus side, I have a VERY important meeting tomorrow, so wish me luck! And then funtimes
xxx
I just had a 7 hour tattoo sitting. Full sleeve and chest piece.
I hurt.
Pictures when it's healed!
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I hurt.
Pictures when it's healed!
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CALLING ALL PERVERTS
Me and a few other SG's recently did a photoshoot in aid of charity. The prints are now available to order! Read on for more info...
HOW TO ORDER PRINTS
These prints were made for charity for the Comic Relief event Red Nose Day by UK SuicideGirls. 100% of the profits will go to Comic Relief! So make sure you order as many as you can afford and you'd like to adorn your walls!!
There are prints of Dixy, Disco, Kamikaze and Tsui not to mention group shots of them all and silly red nose prints. Be sure to check them all out HERE, along with details on how to order.
Me and a few other SG's recently did a photoshoot in aid of charity. The prints are now available to order! Read on for more info...
HOW TO ORDER PRINTS
These prints were made for charity for the Comic Relief event Red Nose Day by UK SuicideGirls. 100% of the profits will go to Comic Relief! So make sure you order as many as you can afford and you'd like to adorn your walls!!
There are prints of Dixy, Disco, Kamikaze and Tsui not to mention group shots of them all and silly red nose prints. Be sure to check them all out HERE, along with details on how to order.
Pity the poor guy that has to wake up to THIS every morning
(I meant the decor, not the naked girl)
(I'm lying, I meant the naked girl)
(Well, I didn't really mean it, I was joking. C'mon, look at me. I'm a hotpiece)
xxx
(I meant the decor, not the naked girl)
(I'm lying, I meant the naked girl)
(Well, I didn't really mean it, I was joking. C'mon, look at me. I'm a hotpiece)
xxx
ah, valentines day. delightful
was taken out for dinner last night (we wanted to avoid tonights hoardes of couples gazing into each other's eyes over an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet) and i ate and ate until i thought i would aspolde. POP.
Then up early this morning to, ahem, exchange gifts (and cards with near identical handwritten sentiments - we are TOO cute. bleurgh)...and tonight, we're going with chris and nina to some over 21s late night thing at coral reef. i have no idea what this is, maybe it'll be some sort of underwater swingers club. that's fine, as long as i get to do it on the pirate ship.
ALSO
i know this will offend some people but i don't care.
IT IS VALENTINES DAY. deal with it. so what if you don't have a lover? i do, and i don't want to be made to feel guilty about that. i dont care if you think the whole thing is a ploy created by hallmark for commercial gain. i don't drink, but i'd never stop anyone having a guiness on st paddys day.
did you ever stop to think that maybe people IN relationships are as sick of hearing your anti-valentines day crap as you are of hearing how loved up we are?
so why have only one set day where you express your love? because you whining cunts would be as miserable as sin if we did it every day. stop feeling sorry for yourself, and try and be happy for those people who are in loving relationships.
was taken out for dinner last night (we wanted to avoid tonights hoardes of couples gazing into each other's eyes over an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet) and i ate and ate until i thought i would aspolde. POP.
Then up early this morning to, ahem, exchange gifts (and cards with near identical handwritten sentiments - we are TOO cute. bleurgh)...and tonight, we're going with chris and nina to some over 21s late night thing at coral reef. i have no idea what this is, maybe it'll be some sort of underwater swingers club. that's fine, as long as i get to do it on the pirate ship.
ALSO
i know this will offend some people but i don't care.
IT IS VALENTINES DAY. deal with it. so what if you don't have a lover? i do, and i don't want to be made to feel guilty about that. i dont care if you think the whole thing is a ploy created by hallmark for commercial gain. i don't drink, but i'd never stop anyone having a guiness on st paddys day.
did you ever stop to think that maybe people IN relationships are as sick of hearing your anti-valentines day crap as you are of hearing how loved up we are?
so why have only one set day where you express your love? because you whining cunts would be as miserable as sin if we did it every day. stop feeling sorry for yourself, and try and be happy for those people who are in loving relationships.
ALRIGHT
Fuck lurking
I'm back with a vengance
The social life I spent the last year carefully building can sod off
THIS IS WHERE I BELONG
Glad to be back. Now where did I put my lollerskates...?
Fuck lurking
I'm back with a vengance
The social life I spent the last year carefully building can sod off
THIS IS WHERE I BELONG
Glad to be back. Now where did I put my lollerskates...?
So I'm lying on the hospital bed after an ultrasound, my lower abdomen and hips covered in translucent jelly, and the nurse hands me a wad of tissue to wipe myself off. Before I can stop myself, I come out with 'my boyfriend normally does this for me'
She did not look impressed
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She did not look impressed
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