Am I Myspace enough yet?

I don't know what it's like to not be either drunk or crying anymore.

This is no way to live.

Warning...sambuca-heavy entry

SO I have only just recovered from an amazing weekend away with a lot of fine SGUK folk...

I can't be bothered to go into too much detail but on Friday night, there was karaoke

followed by lots of Goldschlager...

Saturday night there was Bowie

followed by lots of Tia Maria, followed by lots of rum, followed by lots of...well, everything

Sunday morning there was THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE!

followed by lots of sambuca, and the realization that I did infact have my camera with me. Thus, I actually remember all of it, as I have photographic evidence! Ah, being drunk in Wetherspoons on Sunday afternoons...

Snouts

Mmmmm...Powerless to resist the Old Spice

Kristoph's chin hairs

Different angle of the above

Me losing a hand

Multi-coloured sambuca crew

The League of Justice, performing it's main duty (drink the sambuca)

All this led to a song (yr just too good to be true...) in the air and a growing stack of empty glasses

All in all, a good time was had by all!

Guess who's back...

So, my latest set got rejected, and it was a super-hot multi with my favourite russian, Dynamite. I'm really sad it was rejected because this is my favourite set of me so far, not to mention the fact that it was such hard work having to be naked around her, and it was all in vain! That's a lie of course, it was a pleasure to shoot, I'd just really like it if you could go take a look so the day wasn't a total waste

Top Bunk

So

I'm home now, and I had an awesome week. I wont bore you with the details, but it involved a lot of nakedness (on and off camera) and a lot of fun times.

I'll confess, it went a lot smoother than I thought it would - you put 20 girls together in the middle of nowhere (taking into consideration what a prick one of them is - me!) for a week and you're bound to have arguments, bitching and catfights, right? Well, we got away with it, everyone got on in perfect harmony! Yay.

And I realized why. It was when we sat around looking at sets that had been shot that week, most of us fucked on one substance or another, just...being nice. Complimenting each other. Not in a really false, sycophantic way, but with genuine meaning, and I realized how rare that is among girls. Most girls are so eager to take you down a peg, so insecure and low in confidence themselves that they can't bear the thought of building up someone else's. And that's what was different about the girls I was with - most of them didn't need that. They were happy and secure enough in themselves that they COULD offer a genuine compliment, not because they had to, but because they meant it. I wish I had more girls like that in my life.

There's been a lot of weirdness on th site this week, I've missed most of it but I caught the tail end. I don't really know what happened or how people feel, but all I know is that for the last week, I have been busy making some amazing friends and having the best times, all thanks to this site and the type of girls it attracts.

Here's to Jo's Vaginia Love Club

xxx

I fall asleep to the breeze from your open window
And your computer screen lit the room just right
The last thing from your mouth sheds light
Goodnight

You are the one who calls my arms
Wave from home and sound alarms
The want is angled from afar
And I don't want to leave
Especially with this breeze
But my ambition teases me

This truth be known, I shout it in this song
My song to say forget where I've gone wrong
Times change, I've changed
Now I feel like my life has changed

I lie awake to this long night
To separate me from my mind
Until the morning light just shines
Your words sound right
Cast these images to find
I can't sleep another night

This truth be known, I shout it in this song
My song to say forget where I've gone wrong
Times change, I've changed
Now I feel like my life has changed

And I don't want to leave
Especially with this breeze
But my ambition teases me
Your words sound right
Cast these images to find
I can't sleep another night

I just stubbed my toe so hard the nail fell off. NOT what I need 10 min before work...