It's day one of my vacation. Sleeping in forever is much better than waking up at 5am every morning, despite the fact that I look like this when I wake up...



And here is a picture of the most recent tattoo work that I've had done. I filled in the pineapple drink, straw, and umbrella. In my mind it tastes like the Aloha Pineapple from Jamba Juice. Mmm mmm...



Sorry it's such a crappy picture, but I'm excited because all that's left is the background and filling in... the bubbles!!



(of course, not with my face in them... maybe )

I've been watching tons of Netflix lately. Most recently I discovered how much I LOVE Lisa Lampanelli. She even had a Filipino joke. "Filipinos have chinky eyes, a mexican complexion, a black ass, and they act like fags. They're like the swiss army knife of the asians." (excuse the language, in case you are offended, not my intention.) I was flattered that she added us in her rants. Haha

I think tomorrow I am going to go to the California State Fair... NOT for the midway part. I rarely ride rides or waste money on games. They do have EXCELLENT art exhibitions and I love looking at the livestock (cute little piggies! Not to mention the food. It's like a real world of This is Why You're Fat. In years past I've had the Fat Darrell, the Elvis, and that krispy creme chicken sandwich. I still have yet to try a fried twinkie, so we'll see if I can squeeze that in.. to my tummy.

I'm jealous today, because my lovely Irinka is in Disneyland, which we all know is the happiest, most magical place on Earth. I can't be too sad though, because I'm gonna visit soon so we can share the magic together, while our dudes trail behind us. (kidding)

I am also getting a visit from miss Dice soon. And we are going to party like it's 2010, because screw 1999, we live in the present!

Well ladies and gentlemen, if that is your real name, I'm off to go check out some sets and play some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Ciao!