"Yeah Tim Horton's on the bedside "

"funny, sparkley, and gorgeous. first rate <3<3"

"She'll always be my favorite dirty pirate hooker no matter what her minibar. ♥"

"You are so so gorgeous."

"Anyone who cares so much about the welfare of the elderly and ill, and still has time to use Regis Philbin as a dildo (and is Canadian to boot) is a hero to me. And besides, we need more disorderly conduct, public nudity and drunkeness from people other than Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. I'm sure glad I stumbled onto you (figuratively - if only it were literally....)"

"I love how she grammatically pwns people and she is super hot too"

"Pretty much the hottest girl ever...flash back to the first time I saw Dez with a hat and pigtails in the summer a few years ago. Was enamored from the get go...
xoxo"

"I heart Dez, she makes my heart swoon!!!!"

"sleek, sweet, delicate, but still buff--a very beautiful creation & contradiction (a la "June Cleaver" as a "pirate hooker", what about the "Beav"?) & long, long lovely legs..love hrrr nullnull
"

"wow...just, wow."

"Dez makes my brain and body tingle."