into: Genuine people, hanging out with them and having fun. Drinking, smoking, fucking, naps, eating, baking, cleaning, shoes, sloth, gluttony, intentionally breaking things, silliness, being June Cleaver (if she were a dirty pirate hooker).
not into: Drama, ambiguity, self absorbed douche bags, whiners, liars, spineless bithces, grown women who refer to themselves as 'princess', track pants in public, men who cry, wear shorts or sandals, patchouli, and babies.
makes me happy: Friends, family, Freddy and Pauly, smacking a grown man's ass hard enough to make his legs give out, clean sheets, tasty sandwiches and multiple orgasms.
makes me sad: The rest of the world (for the most part).
hobbies: Eating, napping, cleaning, grooming, baking, nursing a hangover and crochet.
5 things i can't live without: Fatty salty fried things, furry animals, cigarettes, booze, and coffee (which is way better than oxygen).
vices: Vices are good, we should all aspire to have as may as possible. I smoke, drink and eat to excess, masturbate chronically, I love blatantly cutting people up and display rampant potty mouth. I'm not sure it's a vice, but I am very hitty too and love to 'read' junk mail.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Drunk, crafting, committing minor criminal offences including public nudity, vandalism, public intoxication, destruction of public/private property, sexual assault (technically no one's complained yet) and manically cleaning... it's my sickness.
occupation: suppressing my rage... until the coming zombie apocalypse, then it's on!
current crush: The AA12, the Tremors and my little kitten man.
stats: Terminally bitchy with periodic bouts of cunty and full of many, many stupid feelings.
heroes: My mom , the Baroness from GI Joe, Brigitte Nielsen circa Red Sonja, the evil chick who rode a tiger on He-man... pretty much any badass bitch who can TCB.
gets me hot: Honesty, integrity, wit, blue collar dirt and rough housing.
favorite position: Any that involve a penis inside me, but not up my ass. And yes I tried it more than once and sorry it's just not for me.
fantasy: Pummeling Ashlee Simpson to death with the broken flaming carcass of Paris Hilton. Sigh...
sign: Tumor, I mean Cancer.
most humbling moment: I work with VERY old and/or very sick people every day. At least once a day I'm reminded that my life may not be fabulous but it could be a butt load shittier.
i lost my virginity: At 14... I've never been good at waiting, but hey... at least I saved the box it came in.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Tattooed, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories
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