Pfft! I was at a super fun party gettin ma drink on and my friend had to go and get too drunk! I was seriously conserned about letting her go home on her own... honestly I don't think she would have made it so here I am now at home BOO!

Great googly moogly has it been four months already? Hmm... I suppose it has! Shit, I guess that's what happens when you fall ridiculously in love

Yep, who knew an alcohol soaked near orgy could lead to the pickled depths of my blood pump

SO MUCH has happened in the past while it's crazyness. My sweet little MountainMamma fell ass over tea kettle for a damn Yank! Moved to West Virginia and married the crazy bastard and has the nerve to be as happy as a pig in poop about the whole thing despite the harsh reality of ABANDONING ME! Thankfully she inadvertantly made up for her absence by providing me the oportunity to break up a doomed coupling and salvage the best part for myself

Ready for the irony? It was actually earlier that same night that I had announced "I give up" as far as finding a man, being in an enjoyably relationship... ever. Shows what I know! He's the perfect combo of sci-fi nerd, athiest, B-movie afficionado, food fanatic, neat freak, beer drinking, thoughtful, tattooed, socially awkward dynamo I was extremely trepidatious at first because he has a daughter from a previous relationship and if you've read any of my previous posts or my profile you know I am NOT a kid person. Not a baby, infant, toddler, child, youth, tween or teen person. For the most part I really only get along with people in their twenties or older... maybe the years of working with the elderly have made me despise youth? No, I just don't like kids. Any way, I digress! The kid's cute and thankfully takes after her father in most ways. Plus she thinks I'm fabulous because I don't wear sweat pants everyday, I play littlest pet shop with her and well, the kid's not an idiot; I am fabulous

Whatever, that's enough catching up for now my cocktail needs freshening.
See you guys next year.

My computer is still completely FUCKED! It has some mutant strain of Windows super AIDS or something... I haven't forgotten about SG at all I just can't get here at all anymore
I will return with many pictures... eventually!
xoxo

Just got home from seeing The Eagles of Death Metal... fabulous!!! I got a sweet pic with Boots but I have to wait till I get a hold of it to post it along with the rad pics of all the shit I've been up to lately including the TO mini set of me and some friends pissing on the massive mound of garbage by my buddies place and zoo pics of baby animals!!! So I WILL be back soon... after my friends bachelorette party and Cirque de Soleil bitches

Hey y'all... so I'm a complete fuckin' liar!
No, scratch that. My computer's a complete fuckin liar!!! A faker, a malingerer, a stinky doodoo head if you will. By that I mean only now is it somewhat functional... silently, non-sound makingly functional But atleast I can access SG again... christ it's been a solid month since I've really been able to have a look around here... tits and ass... so it seems things are just as I left them
Sadly I am in the middle of getting lit on moitos so I'll keep this post brief, but I will most deffinitely smell you later!

Hiya! My computer's not dead anymore

What the fuck's up with this shitty weather? GAH!

I want a beer on a patio NOW! NOT THIS!!!

Blerg and double blerg I say!!! This weather can eat my poo.

... oh... and also, I have no idea who decided to tackle the port-o-potty... I try not to associate with complete morons. Fools, clowns, drunks and assholes but NOT morons; I have to draw the line somewhere.

Later... maybe.

Why the fuck do guys knock over port-o-potties? Seriously!?!? That is some righteously asshole flavoured shitty behaviour...

... oh... and, Hi! Look-it me; I'm not dead

DAMN IT! I just meant to check some PMs and now I've bought a bunch of jewelry! Damn you Leviticus Jewelry for having interesting shiney pretties

P.S. I have a serious shopping addiction problem... can you tell?