Guah... I just ate 8 different kinds of grilled meats... and I'd do it again! I have never been more aware of my position on top of the food chain. If it had at one point been alive or been a part of something living, I ate it.

I know some of you are vegetarians; sorry I'm not. This is why you won't be seeing me involved with this SG/PETA campaign thingy. Tonight I ate 2 kinds of steak, sausage, chicken legs, liver, shrimp, lamb, pork, mussels, bacon wrapped chicken... and I think there was some tuna in the pasta salad. Dessert was fabulous, grilled pineapple with cinnamon sugar and molten chocolate cake *yum*

Tomorrow, tattoo and tubing. Such G-rated wholesome fun... weird... excuse me, I need to go start a fire or something.

I'M NOT DEAD! YIPEEEEE!

I'll spare you the details and sum it up with there was too much fluid in my head... it had to find its way to each and every orifice and ooze out. Hot! I was tempted to wrap my head in plastic at one point but seeing as how that would most definitely have killed me I decided against it.

Erm... I'm seriously lacking in anything exciting... I went to the dentist today. Yessir, hot sexy thrilling dentistry.

Baby, you make me giggle like a schoolgirl. For that and so much more I love you.

Pssst, I'm nakedSuicideGirls

Check ya later.

i've had a headache for the last 3 days. i'm also having sporadic bouts of shakey sweatiness and mild confusion. am i having a stroke?

side note: baby, I love you and am sooooooooo glad you're working towards taking care of yourself instead of slowly killing yourself and fucking up your life forever. way to not be a douchebag. it will be a craftstraviganza with tea and yoga and snow tubing and kitties and 80's movies and redbull and many retarded and offensive adventures... as long as i'm not dead from a massive cerebral hemorrhage. YEE HA!

Okay, I'm a techno-tard I freely admit. I've spent the better portion of this morning trying to upload a set into the Hopefuls section but I've hit a minor snag. The first 12 or so pics exceed the max allowed file size even when zipped. Anyone out there know of a way to further minimize a pics file size? Argh, why must everything be so difficult?

In other news, the oldies are following me home. It's not enough they occupy my work day now they insist on being included in my personal life. As some of you may remember I work in long term care primaily with exceptionally demented elderly residents. Well, ironically the building I live in is populated primarily by older couples, widows and widowers. As a result, upon returning from buying groceries and some piniata supplies I heard a little german accented voice crying for help. It seems the little old lady who lives down the hall from me fell in her appartment, couldn't get up, dragged herself to her door and waited for someone (me) to happen by. Thankfully she was uninjured and another women came by to help me lift the poor woman off the floor and call her daughter.

I can't help but feel I was provided with a glimpse into my own future. Her appartment was immaculately clean and empty except for her and her two cats. I've fully accepted that no one will ever be able to live with me or be foolish enough to marry me. I know I will become a crazy cat lady and somewhat look forward to it. My only comforting thought is that I will have human companionship. My two girlfriends are quite similar to me in their miserable inability to find a man so we've all vowed to buy a house, fill it with animals and spend our elder years in a chemical halo.

Well, that's enough babbling for now. Hopefully I'll have some good pics to share after this evening.
Ciao.

Anxiously awaiting your return to me... if you aren't the you I'm referring to, this makes no sense to you. I'm sorry, there's only one person I'm dying to make pinatas with. You bring the Jose, I'll provide the paper mache and pipe cleaners.

These are from that shoot the other weekend. Fabulous no?

So far this is all I've got or seen of it... many more pics were taken and I can't wait to see them. These two (the set was shot by a couple) were so easy to work with; it's funny that some people would have considered that work... whatever.

Still waiting to be RE-queued, boourns!

Well, that's all I've got. I'm po' so I spent the weekend in crafting and drinking wine

Check it;

photobuket

This made me laugh my ass off for realz. I think that's the only picture in existance that shows me looking remotely thin. I'm no boney bitch, some days I wish I was... like when I want to wear skinny jeans, but what cha gonna do? Me, I wear boot cut and get over it. Then I have a drink and eat some cheese just to be sure.

What's up with the queueing situation?

Weeeeeee! So, I did make it to the shoot on sunday... and I survived! It was so amazing; 2 hours of hair and makeup... by the end of the shoot I was fishing clumps of mascara out of my contacts with a tissue OUCH! My eyes were leaking all of monday but so what, eyes grow back right?
I don't actually have any of the pics yet as the photogs are still processing them for their own uses but I did snap one pic after I got home 3 hours post shoot, post cheese burger and post nap on the bus... I look a little fatigued.

I'm almost certain a few people were taking bets as to whether I was a prostitute or transvestite at the bus station as I was waiting to go home... little did they know I'm a transvestite prostitute.

Later skaters.

Who's an idiot? I'm an idiot!

Yep, went all the way to TO for a shoot... only the shoot wasn't scheduled untill tomorrow :/ I'm a genius!

Looks like I'm going back to TO tomorrow... party...

Why do some people insist on trying to force their views on to me? Yes I'm 27 and not married, no I have no children, no I'm not PLANNING on having children. How can I plan on having children if I'm completely single? And since when is it any of your business Miss Nosey-sittin-on-your-ass-instead-of-workin-bitch?

And no, I will not be taking your brilliant advice of settling for whoever I can get to marry me rather than looking for a decent man I would want to marry... fucking moron. Since when has crapping out a kid been the be all end all of existence? Like my life would mean nothing if at it's end I had not reproduced because I'd been too busy doing other things?

Good luck to your children! I hope you're not too surprised when they hate you.

Just to spite you, I really hope I DO get married to a wonderful man who empregnates me producing a beautiful and brilliant child... but not untill I'm at least 35.

Thank you, I feel better now.