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MARCH 27, 2008 @ 07:26 AM

OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! my stupid neck hurts! I've been gymping around my place for the last two days making old man noises and rubbing myself with linament... hotness. Why must pain killers/muscle relaxers cause severe nausea? It's balls I say!

That's just enough whining...

So I'm totally freaking stoked cause I may have found a new photographer! This is exciting because of my three sets only one didn't require me to travel hours from my home in the name of porn. Also, this is someone who I see/am capable of communicating with pretty much at will so details can be discussed ad nauseum as per my OCD to ensure there are no fuck ups. Thankfully the drama bomb was diffused. Drama bomb? you ask... well, it's all related yet again to the extreme weeness of my town. Now all that's left is for my neck to stop spazzing out so I can go to yoga, get my ass ready for its close up and take some dirty pictures. Yipee!

Oh, and someone buy me this? anyone? please?

**Edited for the sake of clarity** my neck is fucked up primarily because of severe tension, mostly work related. Derby would kick serious ass and be fun, therefore help alleviate my poopy stress... it's a theory...

*Ahem* shoe size US 10, my feet are big just like the rest of me!... that was subtle right?

tastycorpse666

Port Lavaca, TX

November 2006

MAR 27, 2008 07:53 AM

Oh fuck man my back has been killing me for the last few weeks. I can barely lean forward and I cannot turn or twist without almost crying. Pain killers and muscle relaxers havent done anything to help.
So what are you going to buy wal-mart out of for the new sets?

twotoast

United Kingdom

September 2006

MAR 27, 2008 07:57 AM

Sounds like you need a good neck and shoulder massage followed by a soak in a hot bubble bath

Good news on the photographer, look forward to seeing the results.

Hope your neck gets better soon

brave1

Broken Arrow, OK

April 2006

MAR 27, 2008 08:13 AM

i hope your neck feels better.....roller derby but what about the neck? it would be hot though...waiting for new pics. take care

tastycorpse666

Port Lavaca, TX

November 2006

MAR 27, 2008 08:20 AM

HAHA VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!!! FTW! Dude people talk about how violent video games influence people. Then people argue and say no they dont.
Well they influence stupid people! Everytime I played grand theft auto for too long, I would get in my car and have this urge to stomp on the gas and fucking smash into someone or run someone over. Then I would take a second and said calm the fuck down idiot! And be okay. But fuck I know what you mean about that.

tastycorpse666

Port Lavaca, TX

November 2006

MAR 27, 2008 08:22 AM

I got it all figured out, I am going to steal a car, go pick you up, we can run over some people then get the car washed then leave the car at the parking lot of the roller derby and have a blast there then go our seperate ways. Until the next roller derby!!!

Annisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

MAR 27, 2008 10:23 AM

Thank you for the comment on American Psycho! I have wanted to do it since I became a SG.

arbitraria

HOPEFUL

West Orange, NJ

MAR 27, 2008 11:00 AM

massage therapy and chiropractors...they do wonders for stress-related back and neck issues. i adore mine with every ounce of my being, i'd probably be a hunchback growling and hitting people with my cane by now without mine, HA...

yoga should help you out though...just tell your instructor you're having problems, should be able to give you some tips. ahh yoga.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

mojomonster

Toronto, ON

November 2004

MAR 27, 2008 12:41 PM

Are you really going to the Derby? You will need that equipment. Isn't there a roller derby shop in Kingston? Is there even one in Toronto??? Hmmm...

mojomonster

Toronto, ON

November 2004

MAR 27, 2008 01:02 PM

Cool... they are a Canadian company. http://www.rollergirl.ca/cadcart/contact_us.php

So what are you measurement? Ahem, I mean sizes?

BadluckBrent

Xenia, OH

December 2006

MAR 28, 2008 04:52 PM

Damn it how did I miss this?? Oh yea I was out with brother in law playing like I was a civil engineer professor so I could get into a party. If you want that stuff i will get it for you now problemo.

Tie

SUICIDEGIRL

Austria

MAR 29, 2008 06:38 AM

thank you for the comment on my self shot set
hope you're okay.
xx

ziggycash

Spring Valley, CA

November 2004

MAR 29, 2008 09:36 AM

you'll shoot your eye out kid.

Clea

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 29, 2008 09:42 AM

thats so uncool!
This dude last night knew it would be a 5$ cab ride from Rubix's house to mine and he "took a wrong turn" ad it costed me almost 20$ fucking bucks

Schuldig

Toronto, ON

December 2005

MAR 30, 2008 07:32 AM

Neck pain is one of the worst I think. Hope you feel better soon

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