gender: SG

age: 31 (Jul 17, 1980)

occupation: suppressing my rage... until the coming zombie apocalypse, then it's on!

i lost my virginity: At 14... I've never been good at waiting, but hey... at least I saved the box it came in.

stats: Terminally bitchy with periodic bouts of cunty and full of many, many stupid feelings.

sign: Tumor, I mean Cancer.

crush: The AA12, the Tremors and my little kitten man.

gets me hot: Honesty, integrity, wit, blue collar dirt and rough housing.

into: Genuine people, hanging out with them and having fun. Drinking, smoking, fucking, naps, eating, baking, cleaning, shoes, sloth, gluttony, intentionally breaking things, silliness, being June Cleaver (if she were a dirty pirate hooker).

most humbling moment: I work with VERY old and/or very sick people every day. At least once a day I'm reminded that my life may not be fabulous but it could be a butt load shittier.

makes me sad: The rest of the world (for the most part).

fantasy: Pummeling Ashlee Simpson to death with the broken flaming carcass of Paris Hilton. Sigh...

makes me happy: Friends, family, Freddy and Pauly, smacking a grown man's ass hard enough to make his legs give out, clean sheets, tasty sandwiches and multiple orgasms.